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so why cant i??? MY 1000th POST. YAY.

What an awful name you have. Were you at the back of the queue when they were being handed out ?

OK, im not bein bigheaded here.... I just wanna show how drunk she is!!!! word 4 word.... Gm so dhrunk i neeed u wdl I bad. jrt got in from tmwn. Wot t dun 2mite? mlss u Well bad. wawnt 2 make love now but onlw wit U. hope jp know how much g lgke u. TB

Been at work since 6.45 and my stomach is digesting itself. What should I eat for lunch? I've got a load of sandwich shops, a Tesco metro..... I was thinking of something like a huge coronation chicken sandwich.....

went in2 work @ 3pm y/day, and didn't walk outta there til 12pm today . i'm totally fukt. neva again. thank got 4 white powder

Hellow to the CTW comunity, fellow clubers, dj and of course the randomers that I havent met yet. the reason for saying free for another day is that I have just done a exam this morning but more to come! Has anyone go exames! for the people who dont, how are you, what did you get up to at the weekend? / or

Ok heres the situation, you have been goin out with a guy/girl and u dont like him any more so u dumped him. In between boyfriends/girlfriends do you have someone where u can go for a shag with no strings? x

For a brief chat. Hes back!!!! vroooooom vrooooooooom!

U R THE BEST!!!!! WUV U!

Just seen this on harderfaster. Have a go, I've managed it in 16 bites, and 99.9% of the pie in 15 bites should get it down to 15 bite with a bit of practice. how sad am I, but it's fuckin fun Click here: PIE EATING GAME

However, I do remember that the dizzy blonde told me the password.

However, I do remember that the dizzy blonde told me the password.

However, I do remember that the dizzy blonde told me the password.

However, I do remember that the dizzy blonde told me the password.

However, I do remember that the dizzy blonde told me the password.

However, I do remember that the dizzy blonde told me the password.

However, I do remember that the dizzy blonde told me the password.

However, I do remember that the dizzy blonde told me the password.

However, I do remember that the dizzy blonde told me the password.

However, I do remember that the dizzy blonde told me the password.

See you on Saturday to watch that arse kickin

totally,[censored] amazing, and how did i meet of ctw please jog my memory of this

I snorted a rich tea biscuit a few weeks ago.. it was nice

Am already having loads of fun at the mo, but I've gone blond to see if I can have more!

Ok.... whats ur sexual preferences?? Im bi/open minded (best of both worlds)

when a girl does this, do u find there is a different kind of orgasm? I do!!! Hard 2 explain tho!

*dribble*

to moi! Yep,it was a year ago today that my never ending quest for good quality hardcore porn somehow,and im still not sure how, led me onto this site. Its been a year of plenty of highlights on here,with classics such as......er.........uhm.............. .......well I can't think of any at the moment,but there has been,sort of. Anyway,all those memories and im still yet to hit the big 1000th,which just proves what a bunch of saddo's half of you lot are.In fact only niceone can claim parity on that score,but thats only cause of his court case and those disgraceful allegations. All presents on this momentous occasion gratefully recieved,bony's dining me to…

I prefer giving to getting myself- probably cos i avn't had it done rite but such is life Wot about u filthy lot- u a giver or a taker?

Late last Saturday night a young chap was walking home from a club. It was a cold, wet, windy evening, and he was tired and freezing. Most of the streetlights in the area weren't working and the silence was only broken by the occasional sound of a stray cat sifting through a dustbin. Suddenly he heard a strange noise....... BUMP........ BUMP........ BUMP........ Startled by this, he turned, and to his amazement, through the driving rain, he saw the faint outline of a large box turning into his road. BUMP........ …