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Some Random Questions These are just some of the questions that have puzzled to best minds in the world. Q Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" Q Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there....I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes out of it's butt." Q Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Q Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? Q If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? Q If the professor on Gilligan's I…

Girls - for hand/blow jobs Boys - for using fingers/cunnilingus

Hmmm i'm taking it up as a hobbie.. reckon its a good career? I was offered a job strippin but i dont wanna do that i want the pole between my legs

Does anyone get really bad urges to do things? At the moment i have an urge to give someone a really good blow job but im all alone and i dont think my vibrator would appreciate he

OMG how frustrating are these.... theyre all good but just make u need it there and then!!

Good Or Bad?? Id say it was allllllllll good but very frustrating at the time, but the build up can lead to some amazin feelings when u finally get down and dirty!!

Fast [censored] sex or the slow lets make sweet lurvin kind?

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im stuck at my mates and its just startin to rain really heavy. i swear someone out there really hates me.

Saw someones name on MSN and it was somethin like "their name - sniffing girls friends knickers" (no1 off ctw) and it made me wonder about kinky fetishes people may have, be it sniffing underwear, feet, shoes, watching people sleep (i saw on tv there was a website dedicated to this somewhere online hehe) etc etc!! Anyone have any fetishes?? Anyone understand any of the afore mentioned fetishes or have any others to list?

Is currently legal in the UK, but they may introduce a law making it illegal, with up to 2 years in prison, so better go hump your stiffs soon.

Hey Sham, What happened to your new signiture you were goin to do? It was quality. SORT IT OUT!

21 to go till the big 1000

its spent the last 30 mins going round the washing machine on a spin cycle

's set at serious was a bit like having loads of wanks. it was a blinder

Some perosn sent it to me

Im drivin to leeds next wed for fiblre and itll be the first time ive drove into the city center. So if i come off the M621 at junction two or whatever it is how do i get to the center and where is the best place to park for fibre? Thank u

ive decided i quite like leeds, n think i cud live there. was a goodnite last nite, n nice too see ppl off here who we met

Ive just woken up...... Im not gonna be ablt to sleep 2night

DICK!

u r a completely amazing guy! i wuv u! u r now officially my hero!

Would u suggest wearing to a christening? Its my nephews on Sunday and im also god mother to him and i havent a clue what kinda thing to wear

I looked like i do now only skinnier

Smirnoff black ice & bourbon biscuits *goes for some crisps*

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Nice avitar. Im honoured.

just wondered if there was anyone with some free web space that would put my new 30min mix on for my new website??? thanks

Hello, had a really good nite. Rob Tissera was amazing. Was really cool meeting Bukey, hope u had a good nite. Think u are a top bloke. Also meeting up with Snez, sorry wasn't in a very chatty mood, hope to speak to u more next time I see u. Bungle hope u had a wicked birthday mate and Blink a pleasure as always. Will be back in touch with people once all my exams and stuff are out the way.