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OMG how quick is broadband???? we've got it at home in the last few days (always had it at college) and the download times 4 MP3's is fuckin amazing!

It it just me or does that caveman have the reseblance of Alex P?

Anyone notice the difference?? What do u prefer?

Hmm .. just testing to see if I can post again as Ive been having problems staying logged into the site ... ( am sure it's a conspiracy to keep us old folks out! ) Hope you are all ok ... Saffy x

Not had sex in a while and as soon as i find a man to [censored], i start my period! Hee hee just wait until i finish!! Does anyone else ever get sexually frustrated? What sort of situations do u get stuck in?

Anyone done this? If so what have u done? If not and u wana... what would u like to do?

New you smilie

[censored] superb!! I cant wait to go to my next rave!! But... whats with all the [censored] PIKEY LOOKING CUNTS with their shermans on?

A list of actual announcements that London Tube train drivers have made to their passengers.... " Ladies and Gentlemen, I do apologise for the delay to your service. I know you're all dying to get home, unless, of course, you happen to be married to my ex-wife, in which case you'll want to cross over to the Westbound and go in the opposite direction". " Your delay this evening is caused by the line controller suffering from elbow and backside syndrome, not knowing his elbow from his backside. I'll let you know any further information as soon as I'm given any." " Do you want the good news first or the bad news? The good news is that last Friday was my birthd…

Hawey!

Some Random Questions These are just some of the questions that have puzzled to best minds in the world. Q Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" Q Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there....I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes out of it's butt." Q Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Q Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? Q If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? Q If the professor on Gilligan's I…

Girls - for hand/blow jobs Boys - for using fingers/cunnilingus

Hmmm i'm taking it up as a hobbie.. reckon its a good career? I was offered a job strippin but i dont wanna do that i want the pole between my legs

Does anyone get really bad urges to do things? At the moment i have an urge to give someone a really good blow job but im all alone and i dont think my vibrator would appreciate he

OMG how frustrating are these.... theyre all good but just make u need it there and then!!

Good Or Bad?? Id say it was allllllllll good but very frustrating at the time, but the build up can lead to some amazin feelings when u finally get down and dirty!!

Fast [censored] sex or the slow lets make sweet lurvin kind?

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im stuck at my mates and its just startin to rain really heavy. i swear someone out there really hates me.

Saw someones name on MSN and it was somethin like "their name - sniffing girls friends knickers" (no1 off ctw) and it made me wonder about kinky fetishes people may have, be it sniffing underwear, feet, shoes, watching people sleep (i saw on tv there was a website dedicated to this somewhere online hehe) etc etc!! Anyone have any fetishes?? Anyone understand any of the afore mentioned fetishes or have any others to list?

Is currently legal in the UK, but they may introduce a law making it illegal, with up to 2 years in prison, so better go hump your stiffs soon.

Hey Sham, What happened to your new signiture you were goin to do? It was quality. SORT IT OUT!

21 to go till the big 1000

its spent the last 30 mins going round the washing machine on a spin cycle

's set at serious was a bit like having loads of wanks. it was a blinder

Some perosn sent it to me

Im drivin to leeds next wed for fiblre and itll be the first time ive drove into the city center. So if i come off the M621 at junction two or whatever it is how do i get to the center and where is the best place to park for fibre? Thank u

ive decided i quite like leeds, n think i cud live there. was a goodnite last nite, n nice too see ppl off here who we met