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I changed it you know. Know what im on about? wanker.

[01:36:08] "My Mom lik..: [01:37:00] ({) 50,000 ..: hi im not stoppin up cuz m spiised bs it judt go into a fithh a bloke in out wtown [01:37:21] "My Mom lik..: a fight with a bloke???? :@ [01:37:37] ({) 50,000 ..: and im textin chris cuz im [censored] and i go into a fight with a blke [01:37:44] ({) 50,000 ..: bloke een [01:37:54] "My Mom lik..: u got into a fight with a bloke? [01:37:58] "My Mom lik..: did he hit u? :@ [01:38:01] ({) 50,000 ..: canr type im bollxoed [01:38:06] "My Mom lik..: i see.... haha [01:38:14] ({) 50,000 ..: no, but we got sepperated [01:38:21] "My Mom lik..: how it happen? [01:38:36] ({) 50,000 .…

Sarah remember you sayin you had heard of LUSH! in Portrush, just thought you might want to check out their new site, see what the club looks like. www.kellys-portrush.com Is a fookin awesome venue after its refurb, depending whats on when you come over, I may have to take you there as it has an unrivaled atmosphere.

Done my last exam today, with over 400 people in the exam hall i did the sundissential pogp at the front to celibrate!! Then got escorted out, awesome!!!!! But i had already handed my paper in so its all good! Right then im now going to say hello to my good friends pierre and jack (them been smirnoff and daniel's) IM GONA GET WASTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT DID I SAY WRONG! ONLY HAVING A LAUGH ISNT ANY ONE IN TO SIT DOWN COMPUTER COMADY

Probs been done but not when i've been here so i'm doing it again! Whats your fantasy? I have 3 coz i'm greedy 1. behind a waterfall on the rocks, with someone who knows his clits from his lips 2. On a car bonnet in a Rain Forest 3. With a Policeman in his car while he's on duty

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you circumcise a redneck??? . . . . . Kick his sister in the chin

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just been watchin my local news and a farmer who lives 5miles away from my house is legally growin cannabis in his fields!!

A dude from work has recently has his eyes lasered. He was 2.5 in one eye and 3.5 in the other - £1000/eye to have it fixed... and this is how they do it: Sadative (vallium) to help to go drowsy Local anesthetic on the eyes (eye drops) - can't do a full knock out 'cos eyes flip up into head Worst bit - they attach a sucker to your eye ball and pull it partially out of the socket (don't forget you are awake!!), and they then take a scalpel and cut of flap out of the surface of your eye ball!!!! and peel the flap back. Laser is on for about 20 seconds - you smell your eye burning... mmmm nice!! It's worked a treat, but that's a pretty nasty procedure consider…

Bangin is all i can say!! Love the Miss behavin - sUch a good feeling (barely legal mix) Bring it on! Camps. xxx

Bangin is all i can say!! Love the Miss behavin - sUch a good feeling (barely legal mix) Bring it on! Camps. xxx

thanx for a wicked night at Euphoria hope u's both enjoyed too u both going to Serious on sat?

thanx for a wicked night at Euphoria hope u's both enjoyed too u both going to Serious on sat?

thanx for a wicked night at Euphoria hope u's both enjoyed too u both going to Serious on sat?

MACUM!!!!!!!! Hiya hun, where abouts in sunderland are u from? do u go out in newcastle? are u gonna come to the manc meet-up? so many questions

You now look like Shan in ur avatar!

Take a look at this post please Oxford piss up http://community.clubtheworld.uk/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=nonclubevents&Number=198254&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1&vc=1

1) SNAG - Single New Age Guy 2)DINK - Double Income, No Kids 3)WIFE - ............................ WASH, IRON, [censored], ETC.... ROFLMAO

right - my mum is talking me into getting these £60 ear plugs that r ment to be scientifically designed so u can hear convos but it dampens loud noices. she said she would pay 4 em as well i've been seriously considering wareing plugs into sum venues 4 a while now but i wanna know if these proper designed 1s that r ment to protect ur hearing r ne cop 4 clubbing compared to the cheepy 1s u get in boots that dont actually protect ur hearing, just make it less loud

Right, this is Maria, I've got Creamy's password and am posting under his name, hahahahahaha, dopey cunt. Maybe I should wank on his name. *Driftoid*

but i have heard the best hard house lbum that nulkeuz has done for a while it's called had house anthems 4 mixed by ed real and the main man at the min rob tissera i have most of the tracks on vinyl so when i hard i could get an early edition of this album who was i to say no but on my cd player and it blew me away a must for all hard house fans really go and buy it if u don't belive me

Yes, I'm back on customers again. You may or may not know I work for a parcel carrier, in customer services. That means I talk to the same people every day about parcels we are delivering for them. One of my customer's phones up today and says "Was this parcel delivered yesterday?" I reply "Yes it was"..she says "I know, it was just dumped on the doorstep". If she knew it had been delivered why ask the [censored] question. Yes, it shouldn't have been dumped on the doorstep, so how about a "Hi, I want to complain about this consignment". I have no problems with that, but asking a question just so she can score points of me. It's not big, it;s not clever, and it…

i sent 735 txt msgs last month

How was it for u? I only lost mine about a mnth ago but regret it so much

How was it for u? I only lost mine about a mnth ago but regret it so much

How was it for u? I only lost mine about a mnth ago but regret it so much

I am not happy all i want to do is a simple thing , like use my brand new £200 washing machine from comet Here are the list of events; 1, Plumber came to fit machine in & told me there was no circuit board in the washing machine! 2, Lots of phone calls, no one answered the phone! 3,Emailed em, then finally a response given a no to call 4,Called the no, then passed to 5 different depts, then another no, then another no..... 5,Finally got an appoint for an engineer to come out, engineer was puzzled as to why there was no circuit board but he fixed the problem. Hurrah!!! 6,Plumber came again, but cant plumb it in coz the gas cooker is in the way, so i h…

Duno how often you come on ere, sooo just wanted to say that your CD is foooooooooooookin' amazing! Nice n hard. And you got some well good tunes on it. Absolutley wikid, mixing is SUPERB. Keep it up!