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Its fckin thundering here argh

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its amazing stuff and brings us all together init dunno why i put this lot just felt like it really lol am listenin to the metallica album S&M (san fransisco symphony orchestra & metallica live in concert) its a class cd and its what got me into the band much more than i thought i ever would. it also is a much much better album if you know a lot of their songs already before you hear this cos its hair-raising really. fantastic stuff and i love it a good mix of orchestra classical music and heavy metal haha

loving the cd but cant get past track 8 keeps jumping all way after and stopping

Kane - rain Down On Me just listening 2 it again, brings back wicked party at my house memorys (dawn) tisto dvd?? fuck its ace

> > Philosophical quotes from the modern world: > > > > 1) A man with his hand in a bush is not always a gardner; > > > > 2) A man with a tool in a womans mouth isn't always a dentist; > > > > 3) A man who squirts cream in a tart isn't always a baker; > > > > 4) A man who farts in church sits in his own pew; > > > > 5) A woman who flies upside down has crack up; > > > > 6) Elevators smell different to dwarves; > > > > 7) A man with hole in his pocket feels cocky; > > > > 8) A nail on the board is not as good as a screw on th…

hello gorgeous what brings you on here

My mate has just secured me 4 tickets to go to Global gathering for the whole weekend and they cost me fuck all just thought id brag , WIKID!!!!!!!

Im beginning to think she should have a a sunday comedown special edition of Trisha 4 Clubbers lol sooooooo many fckin issues anyone got a mate or a situation theyd like to apply a bit of the trisha magic too

anyone live in a town with a really weird name? or know any places with exceptionally weird names? was inspired about this as i found out shaney's: LLANRHAEADR how about that for a tongue twister?

A man gets a call from the casualty department one night... The dotor says"I'm sorry to inform you your wife has been involved in a horrific car accident,i have some good news and some bad news." "You best give me the bad news first " "Ok...We've had to amputate her arms and legs,shes going to eat thru a tube for the rest of her life and she has severe brain damage"Says the doctor "Jesus christ..whats the good news"The man cries... "i was only kidding"the docter replies"Shes dead"

Im propper flagging now and a little worried i may not make it to 1am to see my man Farley anyone got any good energy boosting ideas that arent redbull or lucozade as they ming or drug related as im on the wagon

Just what i need this morning dancing like a silly girl doing vogue and la isla bonita and cherish etc and then a nice bit of i wanna fcuk a dog in the ass pmsl

Only thing i miss being single is a good sunday snuggle

A letter from Scout Camp Dear Mum and Dad, Our scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and are worried. We are OK. Only one of our tents and 2 sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us got drowned because we were all up on the mountain looking for John when it all happened. Oh yes. Please call John's mother and tell her he is OK. He can't write because of the cast. I got to ride in one of the search and rescue jeeps. It was neat. We would never have found him in the dark if it hadn't been for the lightning. Scoutmaster Jim got mad at John for going on a hik…

afternoon all, just finished work and feeling quite refreshed after me shower, all i need now is a young scots boy 2 suck me dick...........................Domo where are u hiding

HAPPY BIRTHDAY have a great day hun, see ya real soon

Farted and followed through if sowhere were you when it happened what did you do about it pmsl

F.A.O James really but for anyone to discuss if they like... there are some REALLY old topics posts in some of these forums and i dunno what affect its havin on the server holding all this information and data that no one is looking at and probably hasnt looked at for months on end. i only thought of this as the connection to this website is becoming really slow (and almost as slow as dial-up on a bad day im talkin about) and thinking about how old some of these topics/posts are maybe it wouldnt hurt at all if some were deleted. when i say some i mean most really lol. i reckon anythin more than 2months old is totally out of date and nobody reads it, so i think it…

My sweet How are you ... how did last night go ... You feeling a little better? Questions Questions Questions Where are you ... You ready for Tomorrow (yes tomorrow if thats Ok)

yOU QUIET IGNORANT WANKERS WHERES SHANEY AND DANI AND DAWN AND DOMO THEY TALK TO ME UR ALL JUST SHEEPY LOL IM OFF TO DO SOME WORK (YES IT HAPPENS ONCE IN A BLUE MOON) DONT MISS ME TOO MUCH

just in the middle of doing an asignment where i redesign the tiger enclosure at blackpool. i reckon we should give rapists, pedophiles and murders to the tigers as a form of enrichment. what do you reckon??? seriously though, who would have a problem with large captive carnivores being fed live prey???

Destiny Club for Cancer 2005 Launch Party Sunday 29th May @ The Venue, Long Eaton We are proud to unveil the launch party for the massive charity event that is Club for Cancer 2005; we are running a series of events throughout 2005 with the aim of raising or possibly even beating our target of £10.000 for Cancer Research UK. The tour is set to feature some of the best DJs and best venues the country has to offer. Our launch night features Radio 1’s The Residency’s Jon O Bir and one of the UK’s finest Trance producers Les Hemstock along with a host of other accomplished and respected DJs. We also have our DJ competition the winner will get to play a warm up s…

> >POLICE WARNING: > >Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to > >be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many >females use a date rape drug on the market called ...Beer. The drug is >found in liquid form and available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, >from taps and in large "kegs". > >Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade >their male victims to go home and have sex with them. A woman needs only > >to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home > >for no strings …

to bed its boring and i need my fix of sex and the city re plays again nite

Job has been done mate, let me know if u want anything else

What would you call yours

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head again…

has affected the way your life is now what do you think would be different do you think its been a positive or negative aspect to your life do you regret starting clubbing or has it been one of the best things youve done discuss

Typical............ A little tale... This is a quick story about the bond formed between a little girl and a group of building workers. It's allegedly true and makes you want to believe in the goodness of people and that there is hope for the human race. A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant building plot.. One day Willie and a gang of building workers turned up to start building a house on the empty plot. The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers. She hung around and eventually the builders, all with hearts of gold, more or…