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not chatted to u an a lil while how r u hun? u holding up ok? x

Ah, we're into the freefall part of the week where the weekend is within touching distance. [censored] ace. This weekend I will be mostly; - Seeing Les Hemstock & Scott Mac @ Slinky - Having an all day drinking sess Saturday with my gf - Chilling all day Sunday.

Yesterday i was interviewed by journalists from the news of the world for a report that theyre doing on youth culture i.e. one night stands, unprotected sex, and drug use!! oh dear!! i didnt hold back and they took my full name with a photo and said i may make paper on sunday as theyre doing it all over the country and the most interesting ones will be published! They needed to start a fresh page when they asked about my drug habbits!!

Hi all im trying to set up 2 new hardhouse nights and need some djs that will help out! Know a few of you have sent me your cds and they are very good but nothing has been extra special apart from andi whitby s cd. If anyone would like to dj at both my new nights then please get in touch many thanks David .

Hi all im trying to set up 2 new hardhouse nights and need some djs that will help out! Know a few of you have sent me your cds and they are very good but nothing has been extra special apart from andi whitby s cd. If anyone would like to dj at both my new nights then please get in touch many thanks David .

Hi all im trying to set up 2 new hardhouse nights and need some djs that will help out! Know a few of you have sent me your cds and they are very good but nothing has been extra special apart from andi whitby s cd. If anyone would like to dj at both my new nights then please get in touch many thanks David .

i cant believe u got rid of tha baby sukin itz dummy dat waz my favourite!!!!!!!! I WANT IT BK!!!!!

What is 69% ? Why 69% ? why is 7up ? why is micro - soft ? Thats just the way it is... My friend Serge told me about 69% I thought it was crazy I didnt know what 69% was I said "Serge..........what is 69% ? He said............"70 is too much, 68 you owe me one, so it must be 69% Well..............I still didnt know what he was talking about Then.........he let me hear a groove and it was funky you kind of know its funky when parts of your body start moving without your knowledge INVOLINTARELY They just start to move on their own Like, 1st my right leg started moving... Then i look down at my other leg, and it started moving too Then the…

helloo whats ur real name and what veggie do u sound like? and do u like the tast of that veggie?

You will be glad to hear i finally posted your record today, along with your CD Aplogies for the delay

alright mate, how do's?? hope ur cool, are u comin to the fridge on sat?? if your not then give us a bell yeah cos' i got a proposition for u. Unfortunately its not involving any sort of homo shenanigans

My parents and my g/f parents hate each other guts! They have never seen eye to eye from day one. My parents slag my g/f parents and they slag my parents via my g/f (Never say anything to me directly). We had a understanding that we would net get caught up in this, between our parents and let them pretty much fight it out. Last month my g/f went to visit her parents (They are in another state) and ever since she has no respect for my parents. She does not talk to them, on the phone and does not want to visit. We have been apart for 6 weeks, I was in London for business. Both my parents were ill and hospitalzed, father with heart probs and mother with kidney failure. When …

.....wire hahaha what a wank tune that was COSMIC. GAY.

*SEX* > > > >A guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high > >school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room > >with his younger brother who is only 9 years old. > >One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for > >a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices > >that his little brother is already asleep on the lower > >bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top > >bunk. > >As you might expect things start to heat up. > >The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend t…

what did i just say

Would any of you three know if there's any small 'ish' gigs round Stoke / Birmingham way i could get into, coz i'm moving down stoke way soon and want more chance of a residency job. tried up here in liverpool and no-one wants to know at all so i'm thinking of trying it down west mids area? if you 3 could help, it would much appreciated. ( pub crawl if you want ) just give me a phone call on me mobile or e-mail me if you can think of any.

Ive got a job interview tomorrow!! Its for a shitty factory job but itll do for me. Its my first job interview ever and im fealin a mixture of excitment and nervousness. What do i wear and stuff? Scarryyyy

It's time to play SACK A GRAEMLIN ! One had to go, so we can make room for more / newer / better ones. Who's it gonna be ? ps. please not mr bitey man ! he's my faiv

CHELSEA 2 LIVERPOOL 1 Get in there!!!!!!!!!! Liverpool the 3rd best team in england my fuckin ass! ps

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What camera do u use matey?

Q. If you see a Scouser on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him? A: It might be your bicycle Q: Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool? A: Because if it walked it would be mugged. Q: What do you call a Scouser in a three-bed semi? A: A burglar Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Merseyside? A: Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin Q: What's the difference between a Scouser and a coconut? A: One's thick and hairy, and the other's a coconut Q: What do you say to a scouser in a uniform? A: Big Mac and fries please Q: What's the first question at a Liverpool pub quiz night ? A: What you looking at? …

Q. If you see a Scouser on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him? A: It might be your bicycle Q: Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool? A: Because if it walked it would be mugged. Q: What do you call a Scouser in a three-bed semi? A: A burglar Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Merseyside? A: Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin Q: What's the difference between a Scouser and a coconut? A: One's thick and hairy, and the other's a coconut Q: What do you say to a scouser in a uniform? A: Big Mac and fries please Q: What's the first question at a Liverpool pub quiz night ? A: What you looking at? …

Q. If you see a Scouser on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him? A: It might be your bicycle Q: Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool? A: Because if it walked it would be mugged. Q: What do you call a Scouser in a three-bed semi? A: A burglar Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Merseyside? A: Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin Q: What's the difference between a Scouser and a coconut? A: One's thick and hairy, and the other's a coconut Q: What do you say to a scouser in a uniform? A: Big Mac and fries please Q: What's the first question at a Liverpool pub quiz night ? A: What you looking at? …

Arent you gonna add June 15th - CTW @ Insomniacz and 17th Aug - CTW hosts whole arena at a music festival in South Wales !

me, by a million miles ;-) Graham (no fan of soft cheese)

me, by a million miles ;-) Graham (no fan of soft cheese)

me, by a million miles ;-) Graham (no fan of soft cheese)

me, by a million miles ;-) Graham (no fan of soft cheese)