General Discussion

Q. If you see a Scouser on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him? A: It might be your bicycle Q: Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool? A: Because if it walked it would be mugged. Q: What do you call a Scouser in a three-bed semi? A: A burglar Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Merseyside? A: Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin Q: What's the difference between a Scouser and a coconut? A: One's thick and hairy, and the other's a coconut Q: What do you say to a scouser in a uniform? A: Big Mac and fries please Q: What's the first question at a Liverpool pub quiz night ? A: What you looking at? …

Q. If you see a Scouser on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him? A: It might be your bicycle Q: Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool? A: Because if it walked it would be mugged. Q: What do you call a Scouser in a three-bed semi? A: A burglar Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Merseyside? A: Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin Q: What's the difference between a Scouser and a coconut? A: One's thick and hairy, and the other's a coconut Q: What do you say to a scouser in a uniform? A: Big Mac and fries please Q: What's the first question at a Liverpool pub quiz night ? A: What you looking at? …

Arent you gonna add June 15th - CTW @ Insomniacz and 17th Aug - CTW hosts whole arena at a music festival in South Wales !

me, by a million miles ;-) Graham (no fan of soft cheese)

me, by a million miles ;-) Graham (no fan of soft cheese)

me, by a million miles ;-) Graham (no fan of soft cheese)

me, by a million miles ;-) Graham (no fan of soft cheese)

me, by a million miles ;-) Graham (no fan of soft cheese)

My dad just got back from Iceland and took this wonderful pic from his bedroom window - I cant wait to go myself now !

My dad just got back from Iceland and took this wonderful pic from his bedroom window - I cant wait to go myself now !

My dad just got back from Iceland and took this wonderful pic from his bedroom window - I cant wait to go myself now !

Nice to meet you at Slinky on friday. Sorry I didn't make it to Wildchild, I was atomically [censored] after the cannabis festival and was in no fit state on sunday to do anything. I heard Wildchild was amazing, hope you had a good night. xxx

Nice to meet you at Slinky on friday. Sorry I didn't make it to Wildchild, I was atomically [censored] after the cannabis festival and was in no fit state on sunday to do anything. I heard Wildchild was amazing, hope you had a good night. xxx

Nice to meet you at Slinky on friday. Sorry I didn't make it to Wildchild, I was atomically [censored] after the cannabis festival and was in no fit state on sunday to do anything. I heard Wildchild was amazing, hope you had a good night. xxx

The debate of Vianetta rumbles on. I've made a strong stand on this front describing it as utterly pykie and council to it's very frozen core. Other appear to like the layers of wavy frozen cream and chocolate and are defending it's credability as a "classic" dessert. Things are heating up nicely ! In other news, They're opening a nightclub near me called "icons". Sweet lord it's going to be bad ;-) Graham (no fan of mint choc chip)

Here are my clubbing dates ... August: Saturday, 16th Aug: Mod1 @ Existence - Met Lounge, Peterborough 23rd Aug: CTW BBQ in the Park Confirmed 24th Aug: Wildchild @ Heaven Confirmed September: 30th Aug - 6th Sept: Ibiza still not booked! 6th Sept: @ Parlez Vous, Bradford - Andy Whitby (if I'm back in time!) 16th Sept: CTW @ Smile - Tony P Confirmed 27th - 30th Sept: Prague Weekend! Confirmed October: Thursday, 2nd Oct: Mod1 @ Existence - Met Lounge, Peterborough November: 8th - 9th Nov: Ireland / My Birthday Confirmed

i have officially retired my arms from everday usage, may the guilt of this lay on your heart for all eternity

Is it possible that you can Pm me the stats for the site (ie How many posts we get per day, number of hits etc) I need them for something.

They are all about to be taken to the post box, so will be on their way 1st thing 2morrow. Same drill as usual, let me know when they arrive and please take the time to post some feedback. PREPARE FOR....................AUDIO DAMAGE !

hiya love

a kitten called kevin, who liked to poo and wee on a girl called maria. One day she got very annoyed with kevin and decided to...

Guess what our team in work is called. Go on. GUESS. ps - hope all is well

How you doing hunny? Sorry i havnt called you back - have been working late every night!

How you doin matey?????? Long time no see!!! Still up for north? Gonna be mental!!!!!

How you doin matey?????? Long time no see!!! Still up for north? Gonna be mental!!!!!

How you doin matey?????? Long time no see!!! Still up for north? Gonna be mental!!!!!

I know it was ages ago, but i sent you my Techno Euphoria CD. Did you get it? and what did you think? (If you can remember)

Here you go -------> a wanker icon for Mr_Moo

just need to ask u a qucik question please, do u sort out 'club the world' nights at events?