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Neo... Cardiff Cardiff nitelife has suffered from a serious lack of devoted hard house events over the last year or so which is why its time for something new!!! It's all change as "VISION" opens its doors to "NEO". Solely devoted to the harder side of dance music, This amazing club with a capacity of 1100 and a whopping 50k sound system (the biggest in Wales) is guaranteed to shake the foundations of the Welsh capital city! The main room line up for the 16th is: Strange Dave JP & Juksey Maxmanic DNA Ricky Bones Mogzi Also in the VIP room we will have NEIL ROBERTS FROM OFFITSFACE.COM pulling off a stunning wet an…

A written letter leaked from James' email about 4 months ago ... "Hi girls, my name is James. I am a 31 year old male (obviously LMFAO) and come from Leighton Bastard. I work as a computer geeks rentboy and deal with programming and stuff. I am desperate for love and need a shag (haven't had one for a few years now LMAO) so you can understand why I am looking, lol. Anyway I am skint as an arse and have no money but have a brand new sports car with soft top. I once used to be a pop star but failed, below is a picture of me looking cool a few weeks ago. Hope you like me, please reply to my box number 475759 or call me. Hope to shag you soon. James. Leighton B…

Win a pair of tickets to Euphoria at The Works in Birmingham on 25th May plus each competition winner will have a free cd waiting for them on the door! http://www.clubtheworld.uk/publish/euphoria_040525.shtml

Im applying to be on blind date! In fact, im applying for everything possible where u can win well anything really i seem to be on a roll

I am running XP, and it has that bit of hiding unused menu bits, so when I click on file, I get about 3 options. and then I get the downward arrow '>>' which I have to click on to show all the menu options. I know you can turn this off, but I am [censored] if I can remember what option it is I have to disable, and I can't even find anything vaguely resembling it in XP. [i am sure the option is something like "Personalised Menus" or something stupid like that]

Swimming Head Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second no legs and the third has no body, just a head. They all line up, the whistle blows and "splash" they're all in the pool The guy with no arms takes the lead instantly but the guy with no legs is closing fast. The head of course sank straight to the bottom. Ten lengths later and the guy with no legs finishes first. He can still see bubbles coming from the bottom of the pool, so he decides he had better dive down to rescue him. He picks up the head, swims back up to the surface and places the head at the side of the pool, where upon the head starts c…

Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day by a female interviewer concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun control this is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between the female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald as he was preparing to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base? GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Sh…

Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day by a female interviewer concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun control this is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between the female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald as he was preparing to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base? GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Sh…

Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day by a female interviewer concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun control this is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between the female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald as he was preparing to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base? GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Sh…

Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day by a female interviewer concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun control this is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between the female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald as he was preparing to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base? GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Sh…

Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day by a female interviewer concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun control this is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between the female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald as he was preparing to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base? GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Sh…

Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day by a female interviewer concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun control this is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between the female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald as he was preparing to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base? GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Sh…

Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day by a female interviewer concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun control this is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between the female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald as he was preparing to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base? GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Sh…

Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day by a female interviewer concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun control this is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between the female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald as he was preparing to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base? GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Sh…

Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day by a female interviewer concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun control this is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between the female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald as he was preparing to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base? GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Sh…

Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day by a female interviewer concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun control this is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between the female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald as he was preparing to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base? GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Sh…

But havent got the foggiest where to start. Have a page on my agencies site but want one of my own, that i can update myself. Mr Happy has sorted me out with an addy on his server, but would like some help if any of you are in the know. Cheers

u goign to ss north?

Hi babe, I miss you and I have just e-mailed you xxxxxx P.S - you still smell!

Who the [censored] is this girl in Kev's picture ? (Kev/creamyc is not allowed to answer)

what a weird msn convo, did u get me confused, or have we met

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move this if it's the wrong forum but... how many ctw'ers going? i know Els and a lot of ppl r doing serious, couple of other ppl going to sheff, still haven't made up my mind and i'm considering starting to cry

i no i'm going 2 get it for this but it hast 2 b posted **^Tina_g^**@ukclubland.net. When am i not horny i'm horny 24/7 .2 months till gkgg 2003 i have a new mum says: what u upto now Fruitcake (Mr Happy) - 4722 says: not much just about to make a cuppa tea Fruitcake (Mr Happy) - 4722 says: do u want 1? **^Tina_g^**@ukclubland.net. When am i not horny i'm horny 24/7 .2 months till gkgg 2003 i have a new mum says: yes please Fruitcake (Mr Happy) - 4722 says: omg - dunno what the fuk was going through me head, but i just nearly litrally made u a cup a tea Fruitcake (Mr Happy) - 4722 says: was just about to pour the hot wate…

i no i'm going 2 get it for this but it hast 2 b posted **^Tina_g^**@ukclubland.net. When am i not horny i'm horny 24/7 .2 months till gkgg 2003 i have a new mum says: what u upto now Fruitcake (Mr Happy) - 4722 says: not much just about to make a cuppa tea Fruitcake (Mr Happy) - 4722 says: do u want 1? **^Tina_g^**@ukclubland.net. When am i not horny i'm horny 24/7 .2 months till gkgg 2003 i have a new mum says: yes please Fruitcake (Mr Happy) - 4722 says: omg - dunno what the fuk was going through me head, but i just nearly litrally made u a cup a tea Fruitcake (Mr Happy) - 4722 says: was just about to pour the hot wate…