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Old Sean lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Mick, who used to help him, was in an English prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: Dear Mick, I am feeling a mite down because it looks like I won't be able to plant me potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me. Love, Dad A few days later he received a letter from his son: Dear Father , For CHRIST'S SAKE, don't dig up the garden! That's where I buried all them feckin' B…

Old Sean lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Mick, who used to help him, was in an English prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: Dear Mick, I am feeling a mite down because it looks like I won't be able to plant me potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me. Love, Dad A few days later he received a letter from his son: Dear Father , For CHRIST'S SAKE, don't dig up the garden! That's where I buried all them feckin' B…

Fly Guy See if you can get to the desert island

Fly Guy See if you can get to the desert island

Fly Guy See if you can get to the desert island

Im thinking about taking your lead and going to a Kibbutz for a few months. Where did you get the info? Cheers Dear.

Im thinking about taking your lead and going to a Kibbutz for a few months. Where did you get the info? Cheers Dear.

Im thinking about taking your lead and going to a Kibbutz for a few months. Where did you get the info? Cheers Dear.

i nearly pist myself wen i saw these.......

i nearly pist myself wen i saw these.......

i nearly pist myself wen i saw these.......

Are there really that many of you out there ? I mean I must get about 5 emails a day about Penis Enlargement Schemes ???! And no i dont have a problem - even my sisters and other female friends get these emails. They are sooooooooooo annoying but for them to send out so many must mean there is a huuge market for this ?! *CONFUSED

Are there really that many of you out there ? I mean I must get about 5 emails a day about Penis Enlargement Schemes ???! And no i dont have a problem - even my sisters and other female friends get these emails. They are sooooooooooo annoying but for them to send out so many must mean there is a huuge market for this ?! *CONFUSED

Are there really that many of you out there ? I mean I must get about 5 emails a day about Penis Enlargement Schemes ???! And no i dont have a problem - even my sisters and other female friends get these emails. They are sooooooooooo annoying but for them to send out so many must mean there is a huuge market for this ?! *CONFUSED

I dont think no one will ever know just how much i hate the new madonna song, the birdie song doesnt even come close, or the cheeky girls, to how bad this tune is WHY does she rap? she must of listened to it and realised she sounds like a [censored] nob if she doesnt realise this then she really must be a nob

I dont think no one will ever know just how much i hate the new madonna song, the birdie song doesnt even come close, or the cheeky girls, to how bad this tune is WHY does she rap? she must of listened to it and realised she sounds like a [censored] nob if she doesnt realise this then she really must be a nob

I dont think no one will ever know just how much i hate the new madonna song, the birdie song doesnt even come close, or the cheeky girls, to how bad this tune is WHY does she rap? she must of listened to it and realised she sounds like a [censored] nob if she doesnt realise this then she really must be a nob

> >1. Phone answering machine message - "...If you want to buy > >marijuana, press the hash key..." > > > > 2. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for > > shorts. > > The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts." > > > > 3. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I > >couldn't find any. > > > > 4. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid > >that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, No, the > >steaks, are too high." > > > > 5. My friend drowned in a bowl of mue…

> >1. Phone answering machine message - "...If you want to buy > >marijuana, press the hash key..." > > > > 2. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for > > shorts. > > The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts." > > > > 3. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I > >couldn't find any. > > > > 4. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid > >that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, No, the > >steaks, are too high." > > > > 5. My friend drowned in a bowl of mue…

> >1. Phone answering machine message - "...If you want to buy > >marijuana, press the hash key..." > > > > 2. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for > > shorts. > > The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts." > > > > 3. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I > >couldn't find any. > > > > 4. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid > >that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, No, the > >steaks, are too high." > > > > 5. My friend drowned in a bowl of mue…

And at the gates, Peter says, your Ferrari's have brought joy to millions, to thank you, God has granted you a personal audience. When before God, the engineer says "God, Earth is a wonderful piece of work, but I have noticed a few design flaws with Woman... i) There is too much variation in the front end protuberences ii) The rear and is too soft and loose iii) The maintenance costs are too high." God thinks about this a while, and replies "True, but the last time I checked, more people were riding my designs than yours"

And at the gates, Peter says, your Ferrari's have brought joy to millions, to thank you, God has granted you a personal audience. When before God, the engineer says "God, Earth is a wonderful piece of work, but I have noticed a few design flaws with Woman... i) There is too much variation in the front end protuberences ii) The rear and is too soft and loose iii) The maintenance costs are too high." God thinks about this a while, and replies "True, but the last time I checked, more people were riding my designs than yours"

And at the gates, Peter says, your Ferrari's have brought joy to millions, to thank you, God has granted you a personal audience. When before God, the engineer says "God, Earth is a wonderful piece of work, but I have noticed a few design flaws with Woman... i) There is too much variation in the front end protuberences ii) The rear and is too soft and loose iii) The maintenance costs are too high." God thinks about this a while, and replies "True, but the last time I checked, more people were riding my designs than yours"

Have just got back from playing at my mates 80's night. Wot a fuckin laugh i had. Was a bit last minute but had a good dig thru all my vinyl and off i went. It was a night full of try-hards but i got to play the best music ever. A ha - Sun always shines on tv Eurythmics - sweet dreams New Order - Blue Monday Visage - Fade to grey Oh i could go on, You should try mixing that [censored] - HARD WORK! Just wish i could do it more often, I love my 80's