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If you can read this whole story without tears of laughter running down your cheeks, then there's no hope for you! *Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better!* For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. They actually have a Chilli Cook-off about the time the Rodeo comes to town. It takes up a major portion of the parking lot at the Astrodome. The notes are from an inexperienced Chilli taster named Frank, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast: Frank: "Recently, I was honoured to be selected as a judge at a chilli cook-off. The Ju…

One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had written the word 'penis' in tiny letters. She turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face. Finding none, she quickly erased it, and began her class. The next day she went into the room, and she saw, in larger letters, the word 'penis' again on the black board. Again, she looked around in vain for the culprit, but found none, so she proceeded with the day's lesson. Every morning, for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the same disgusting word written on the board, each day's word, larger than the previous day's word. Finally, one day, she walked in…

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Hey peeps! I'm doing my dissertation on the relationship between sex music and the dancefloor and I NEED ur opinions !!! Do u reckon there's a link? does music make u feel sexy? does dancing give u the horn ?!?!? Do u think alcohol/drugs play a part? Let me know what u reckon, it will be a major help to my research!! Ta a million x x x

so I thought I would just say hello to everybody, how you all doing? Also would like to spread my good news that me & Katie are going to have a baby!!

well come on then spill the beans folks

It's been posted up on Storm boards that the May 1st event at the Works has been cancelled....and here's the reasons why. "It has come to my attention the real reason why Sundissential had to cancel the May Event. Fact: Sundissential had just under 3000 people attend the Easter bank holiday event Fact: Polysexual only managed to pull under 300. Fact: In response to this Gods Kitchen have contacted 99% of DJ Agency’s demanding no DJ on there books can play at sundissential, Or no sets will be offered for Global Gathering. Gods Kitchen in USA or any other Gods Kitchen event. Fact: Polysexual only became good after Madders took it over. Now he i…

need to get some nice expensive bits anyone know any good cheaper than going selfridges kind of sites looking for dior and chanel mainly

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. A sound not like anything he's ever heard before. The Sirens that nearly seduced Odysseus into crashing his ship comes to his mind. He doesn't sleep that night. He tosses and turns trying to figure out what could possibly be making such a seductive sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound w…

Its going to be banging!!!! Anyone from the site going??? M.E.N. arena this Saturday......

thanks for your txt`s dawn . once we get monday outta the way we can start trying too get back too normal abit. makes it worse having too work but what do ya do. just feel drained but ill get there. spk too u real soon xxx

How To Shower Like a Woman;- Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with added botanicals. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner . Wash your face w…

SO IF YOU CLD PICK ANYONE TO BE THE NEW POPE AND OUR NEW PRIME MINISTER WHO WLD U CHOOSE AND WHY???????????????

last weekend in may im thinking (sorry edited post jus realised bank holiday is start and its ckaires birthday she already out) so anyone going anywhere in london/ southern area ive asked kirsty to sit and my mate wants to come from southampton so any ideas and is anyone up for it :

trying to poach us for his forum?

has passed away

Did you hear about the two blondes that froze to death in a drive-in movie? They went to see "Closed for the winter." Why did the blonde resolve to have only 3 children? She heard that 1 out of every 4 children born in the world was Chinese. Bambi (a blonde) goes to the local novelty shop and finds a pair of x-ray glasses. She checks them out, and isn't fully convinced, but as usual, the store assistant comes along and closes the deal. On her way home, Bambi puts on her new x-ray glasses and, bingo! She sees everyone in the street naked. She takes them off for a moment, and everyone has their clothes on. Puts the glasses back…

Im on nights all week this week, so ill fone tony if i get a min 2 myself ok, ive tried calling the house fone a couple of times now but had no luck?? last time was last week sumtime, ill fone his mob or summat.

WANT TO BE A WILDCHILD DANCER???? Do you stand out from the crowd? Are your dance moves better than all your friends? Do you like dancing in front of lots of people? Then get in touch! You will get to dance at many of the best clubs in London including Heaven, SE1 and Brixton academy! You will also have to the opportunity to tour with Wildchild to clubs all over the UK! For further information email Tara at: blazingsunshine@hotmail.com Serious entrants only please!!!!

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anyone else watch this last night pmsl at pingu teaching kids its ok to go to bars n get so drunk they piss themselves

here clubithard gallery is still there for now but wont be for long ok get the pics u need quick

my mates kids especially her 9 year old she has asked me to have her stop for a few days and my god the little witch has resulted in making me so angry i want to cry and im shaking i said she was goin bed after holby and wen it finished she decided she was gona scream and shout and wake shay up and now wont get in bed ive shut door its pitch black in there and left her she wont go bed she can sit and cry in dark im sick of reasoning with the kid what do i do even wen her mum said tell her she will punish her wen she gets in she jus said she would do as she pleases last time she and her brother stopped i had a warning off my housing association about the…

Sorry about this, but me and computers just dont get on... and being a bit new to this site Im just gettin used to steering it... Is there a forum or something that says who is going to the M.E.N. on the 9th April??? Ive had a good look and cant find one, it would just be good to know who is going from this site..

to go shopping in london and meet trav if i can drag his arse out of bed

other celebrities are starting to rally round Jacko. The Beckhams have invited him to take a trip on a yatch with them this summer. Jackson replied, "sure.....i'd love to come on your little cruz"

only just found out about it, or atleast found it again after forgeting anyways good weekend? off to austria tomorrow

every one today lol even kate isnt about has work blocked this website too? oh well wake up u lazy lot

seeing as we dont have a whole forum for it here think we should have a thread dedicated to a bit of filth sooooo lets find out whos sweet n innocenent n whos got the devil in them 1.) How many ppl have you had sex with of the opposite sex 2.) How many people have you got intimate with of the same sex 3.) Fave sexual intercourse position 4.) Fave sexual act 5.) Have you ever tried s & m? If yes did you enjoy it? 6.) Ever tried anal? If yes did you enjoy it? 7.) Whats the strangest thing youve used as a sex aid? 8.) Have you had sex outdoors 9.) Wheres the strangest place youve gotten intimate with someone 10.) ass to mouth - yes or no?…

Hows u mush!!!!