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I'm here doing some research for my dissertation on the link between sex , music and the dancefloor so hope u'll all take part in my discussions!!! Hopefully, chat 2u soon!!! Laters, Naomi x

thought id say hi whilst havuing a brew must shoot though gotta get fags n get in the shithiole on time

thorpe park? is it any good?

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im getting really fcking irate with them registered with tps about 3 months ago and still getting 6 calls anight just blew my lid at sum fckin asian twat who really annoyed me after me asking is it a sales or service call it was oh nono its about your phone calls so its a sales call no i want to save u money so my response was go fcuk urself with something large up the arse and come back to me when uve cum!! dont think he liked it!! Fckin TWAT!!!!!!!

My tinternets broken and i'm lost as a little puppy dog My mate thinks i'm ignorant coz i've had to have my fix and am not talking (much)

hello all on CTW i am writing to apologize for my recent pming as i have annoyed a few ppl sorry i have annoyed you i was trying to get some opinion on my forum Sorry

pm me ya addy biatch, ill add u 2 my mailing list for cds

gods kitchen one triple album jus advertised looks fucking wicked got the whoomp whoomp whoomp tune on haha old or what that tune

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anybody with any sense should have iTunes downloaded to their computer also, been listening to DI.fm Vocal Trance in the radio playlists in there. cracking mixes and tunes been blasting since about 11, full on trance absolutely CTW worthy, sounds like some of the talent our member DJs come up with. hopefully u wil tune in now, enjoy

Hi guys, Hope you are all well, spent the last few days in Byron Bay, its really cool, weather has finally picked up thank god. Went to a place called Nimbin yesterday, its a little hippy village were you can get pot on the street, and the police just turn a blind eye. We got $20 worth which was 1.5g. We went into a bar called the hemp bar, and rolled up 1........ we didnt roll another again til this morning. Nat and i were wasted, although i was the worst of us. She doesnt smoke so only had a little bit. I had the rest, (tresh the one i made put yours to shame), it stuff called Hydro, and really is strong. we could have bought some cakes that they sell there …

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?" That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a moment. "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship, and your pa…

an amazing program on babys in the womb and birth it was very interesting how a baby has all senses whilst inside the womb can smile, see, hear, hold things and feel touch, can also be startled whilst in the womb but watching the birth part didnt half bring it all back, ouch never again 3 times is enuff still seeing the tiny baby has made me broody awwwwwww

i just got my self one of thease bad boys and im plesently impressed i didnt like the normal ipod but i love this baby and for the price im not complaining £69 poundage for 512mb about 120 songs im a happy bunny

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Hey peeps! I'm doing my dissertation on the relationship between sex music and the dancefloor and I NEED ur opinions !!! Do u reckon there's a link? does music make u feel sexy? does dancing give u the horn ?!?!? Do u think alcohol/drugs play a part? Let me know what u reckon, it will be a major help to my research!! Ta a million x x x

so I thought I would just say hello to everybody, how you all doing? Also would like to spread my good news that me & Katie are going to have a baby!!

well come on then spill the beans folks

It's been posted up on Storm boards that the May 1st event at the Works has been cancelled....and here's the reasons why. "It has come to my attention the real reason why Sundissential had to cancel the May Event. Fact: Sundissential had just under 3000 people attend the Easter bank holiday event Fact: Polysexual only managed to pull under 300. Fact: In response to this Gods Kitchen have contacted 99% of DJ Agency’s demanding no DJ on there books can play at sundissential, Or no sets will be offered for Global Gathering. Gods Kitchen in USA or any other Gods Kitchen event. Fact: Polysexual only became good after Madders took it over. Now he i…

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A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. A sound not like anything he's ever heard before. The Sirens that nearly seduced Odysseus into crashing his ship comes to his mind. He doesn't sleep that night. He tosses and turns trying to figure out what could possibly be making such a seductive sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound w…

Its going to be banging!!!! Anyone from the site going??? M.E.N. arena this Saturday......

thanks for your txt`s dawn . once we get monday outta the way we can start trying too get back too normal abit. makes it worse having too work but what do ya do. just feel drained but ill get there. spk too u real soon xxx

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last weekend in may im thinking (sorry edited post jus realised bank holiday is start and its ckaires birthday she already out) so anyone going anywhere in london/ southern area ive asked kirsty to sit and my mate wants to come from southampton so any ideas and is anyone up for it :