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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman go into a pub. They all suffer from a severe stutter, which must have mad conversation difficult.... "What's it to be?" asks the stunningly beautiful landlady. "Th th th th th th three pi pi pi pi pi.................." says the Englishman. Up steps the Irishman. "Threeee p pints of of of of gui gui gui gui................." Then the Scotsman tries. "Th th th thth th th th th th th th th th.................." Oh bugger this!" says the beautiful landlady and walks away to serve someone else. She returns ten minutes later and asks if they are ready to order yet. "Th th th th th th three pi pi pi pi …

This is the actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. Radio conversation released by the chief of naval operations, 10-10-95. CANADIANS: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision. AMERICANS: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision. CANADIANS: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision. AMERICANS: This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course. CANADIANS: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course. AMERICANS: This is the Aircraft Carrier US LINCOLN, the second la…

>Unhappy Birthday > >Two weeks ago, was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot >that morning anyway. I went into breakfast, knowing my wife would be >pleasant and say "Happy Birthday," and probably have a present for me. She >didn't even say "Good Morning," let alone any "Happy Birthday." I thought, >"Well, that's wives for you. The children will remember." The children came >in to breakfast and didn't say a word. > >When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I >walked into my office, my secretary, Janet said, "Good Morning, Boss, Happy >Birthday." And I felt a li…

>Unhappy Birthday > >Two weeks ago, was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot >that morning anyway. I went into breakfast, knowing my wife would be >pleasant and say "Happy Birthday," and probably have a present for me. She >didn't even say "Good Morning," let alone any "Happy Birthday." I thought, >"Well, that's wives for you. The children will remember." The children came >in to breakfast and didn't say a word. > >When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I >walked into my office, my secretary, Janet said, "Good Morning, Boss, Happy >Birthday." And I felt a li…

>Unhappy Birthday > >Two weeks ago, was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot >that morning anyway. I went into breakfast, knowing my wife would be >pleasant and say "Happy Birthday," and probably have a present for me. She >didn't even say "Good Morning," let alone any "Happy Birthday." I thought, >"Well, that's wives for you. The children will remember." The children came >in to breakfast and didn't say a word. > >When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I >walked into my office, my secretary, Janet said, "Good Morning, Boss, Happy >Birthday." And I felt a li…

Your pets name, followed by your Mothers Maiden Name... Well, I'll start! Twisted Kelly

Your pets name, followed by your Mothers Maiden Name... Well, I'll start! Twisted Kelly

Your pets name, followed by your Mothers Maiden Name... Well, I'll start! Twisted Kelly

do u butter half of the slice, then fold it over? or butter the whole side then fold - thus having in effect 'dual layer' butter.

do u butter half of the slice, then fold it over? or butter the whole side then fold - thus having in effect 'dual layer' butter.

do u butter half of the slice, then fold it over? or butter the whole side then fold - thus having in effect 'dual layer' butter.

Erm, guess wot i just downloaded?! I've known u a fair while and heard a lot of your productions and experimental loops, but i have to say this: Nail HIT on the HEAD! This remix is close enuf to the original, but adds to it well enuf that it sounds fresh, so to be blunt, EMAIL Lee Haslam and Amo STAT!!!! cant fault it or add any advice....

Erm, guess wot i just downloaded?! I've known u a fair while and heard a lot of your productions and experimental loops, but i have to say this: Nail HIT on the HEAD! This remix is close enuf to the original, but adds to it well enuf that it sounds fresh, so to be blunt, EMAIL Lee Haslam and Amo STAT!!!! cant fault it or add any advice....

Erm, guess wot i just downloaded?! I've known u a fair while and heard a lot of your productions and experimental loops, but i have to say this: Nail HIT on the HEAD! This remix is close enuf to the original, but adds to it well enuf that it sounds fresh, so to be blunt, EMAIL Lee Haslam and Amo STAT!!!! cant fault it or add any advice....

Well, since my sister is still back in Namibia, she sent me these pics to let me feel right at home...

Well, since my sister is still back in Namibia, she sent me these pics to let me feel right at home...

Well, since my sister is still back in Namibia, she sent me these pics to let me feel right at home...

Pop-tarts & no, i don't mean britney or christina, but the edible food stuff.... the tings you shove in a toaster when ur pissed & need grub [ or is that jus me? ]there's Chocmallow Very Cherry Strawberry Sensation and Choctastic...which ones best? or cud't you give a [censored]? anyone else got random stuff they like eatin afta big nite out???

Pop-tarts & no, i don't mean britney or christina, but the edible food stuff.... the tings you shove in a toaster when ur pissed & need grub [ or is that jus me? ]there's Chocmallow Very Cherry Strawberry Sensation and Choctastic...which ones best? or cud't you give a [censored]? anyone else got random stuff they like eatin afta big nite out???

Pop-tarts & no, i don't mean britney or christina, but the edible food stuff.... the tings you shove in a toaster when ur pissed & need grub [ or is that jus me? ]there's Chocmallow Very Cherry Strawberry Sensation and Choctastic...which ones best? or cud't you give a [censored]? anyone else got random stuff they like eatin afta big nite out???

hope ppl are recovering, hi to Ells and the folx me n toby (had the blue mohican) met at the underground and for inviting us back to the after party, was really good to meet pepsi majik, and i didn't notice mr moo on the floor at first -- hope ur a bit better m8 lol, and everyone else i forgot :s was a bit quiet didn't mean to be rude or anything, extreme sketchiness mainly cos of no sleep since sat morning, at one point i forgot the ladies and gents was through the same door and got extremely confused hope everyone had an awsome weekend everyone was incredibly friendly on the train, ur all legends! look 4wd to some future clubbin

hope ppl are recovering, hi to Ells and the folx me n toby (had the blue mohican) met at the underground and for inviting us back to the after party, was really good to meet pepsi majik, and i didn't notice mr moo on the floor at first -- hope ur a bit better m8 lol, and everyone else i forgot :s was a bit quiet didn't mean to be rude or anything, extreme sketchiness mainly cos of no sleep since sat morning, at one point i forgot the ladies and gents was through the same door and got extremely confused hope everyone had an awsome weekend everyone was incredibly friendly on the train, ur all legends! look 4wd to some future clubbin

hope ppl are recovering, hi to Ells and the folx me n toby (had the blue mohican) met at the underground and for inviting us back to the after party, was really good to meet pepsi majik, and i didn't notice mr moo on the floor at first -- hope ur a bit better m8 lol, and everyone else i forgot :s was a bit quiet didn't mean to be rude or anything, extreme sketchiness mainly cos of no sleep since sat morning, at one point i forgot the ladies and gents was through the same door and got extremely confused hope everyone had an awsome weekend everyone was incredibly friendly on the train, ur all legends! look 4wd to some future clubbin

my cousins wedding in manc yesterday proper bad, the serveice last 5 mins whn i got there i was told they didnt need me as a bridemaid cause there using her mates instead and im first cousin, then they over crowed the room at the party, had a pooey quiz and rubbish dj , and ran out of alchol after an hour and my baby cousin puked on my new outfit

Everyones favourtie pastime:

Everyones favourtie pastime:

Everyones favourtie pastime:

me, AngelJodie and Leedzlad having a minnie hardhouse party in my living room raa

me, AngelJodie and Leedzlad having a minnie hardhouse party in my living room raa

me, AngelJodie and Leedzlad having a minnie hardhouse party in my living room raa