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AS IM BEGINNING TO REALISE I DONT ACTUALLY LIKE THE GENERAL PUBLIC VERY MUCH I MEAN HOW MANY THICK RETARDED WANKERS CAN THERE ACTUALLY BE IN THIS COUNTRY NO WONDER THERES SO MANY ACCIDENTS IM SURPRISED SOME OF THEM CAN ACTUALLY FUNCTION TO DRESS THEMSELVES RETARDS

> >>Customer: Worcester sauce crisps please > >> > >>Shopkeeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare. > >> > >>Customer: Oh right, Chinese Chicken Wings? > >> > >>Shopkeeper: Ah that's the same , Cancer scare > >> > >>Customer: Hamburger Relish? > >> > >>Shopkeeper: Cancer scare > >> > >>Customer: Sausage and Mash? > >> > >>Shopkeeper: Cancer scare > >> > >>Customer: Cottage Pie? > >> > >>Shopkeeper: Yes, ...no wait, Cancer scare. > >> > &gt…

HAVING AN EGG PARADE AT WORK ANY ONE GOT ANY FUNNY IDEAS AS TO WHAT I CAN MAKE MY EGG INTO

Just incase you don't venture into the FAO bit!! Fount this picture whilst browsing ... Funny as Who's the 2 in the background lurking ... or should that be poseing

get past the firewall lol and fucking 2 hours last night!!!!!

How gullible are you mate?

i keep going on to download it and it keeps taking me back to the msn home page ive got crapy windows messenger but with that i get pop ups from microsoft how can i get msn messenger im on xp professional

just got back from seeing this. the WORST film I have seen for a very very long time

IS PLAYING SUM WKD OLD TUNES EARLY 90'S STUFF ANYONE ELSE GOT IT ON

a nice cold pint of stella with loads of blackcurrant roll on 5.30 u all exited for bank holiday weekend filled with fun and fucking yet

Lad at work has just tried to send a contact letter to a client to find out there contact address lol

is in bits haha got plumber here at first he acted smart and was like there is a button on top but then it stopped working again he has gone into it and it is leaking lol i hope they fix it as i am so desperate for a hot relaxing bath

CHICKEN TERIYAKI CHICKEN BREAST FILLETS IN A CHINESE GLAZE WITH DRESSED NOODLES, VEGETABLES AND TERIYAKI SAUCE, AND ITS RATHER GOOOOOOOOD

are you gong to emergence tonight smeghead? i can meet you then and we can laugh at shane trying to mix

LMAO!

You've been piss funny tonight, but sadly I must go to my bed. Flew back from glasgow tonight and im shattered, wish i could stay up longer to see u post more rubbish............sorry Night night

"Slip a panty liner inside your shoe. The extra padding means your feet won't ache and it's a far cheaper that buying insoles." and "Next time you go to the cinema or fast food restaurant save the cups from your fizzy drinks. At home cut holes in the lid and they then make really unusual toothbrush holders."

Happy birthday sweet lady Let the Party begin Tis going to be ace Jilly

for coming and showing ya support on friday, was well appreciated and wicked 2 see u 2 hunny oh and see u this weekend for round 2 say thanks 2 poopsie aswell, soz i was a bit quiet but as u know i wasnt feeling 2 good and deffo not my usual self, see ya sooooooooooooon xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

All packed n ready to go Have a wicked vacation Mr Master the art of No saving the sunbeds Do NOT come back singing like But most importantly Don't forget 's and 's result in ness Have a wonderfull time you See you when you get back

i heard u sent bushy off on the bus hammered lmao

For those of you who watch what you eat... Here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies. 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. 3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. 4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. 5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks …

Thought id say hi hun as not really spoken much since a week or so ago, hope things are ok an ur all well, saw u got a broken boiler, our cylinder paacked up last week it was leakin so had to have a new put in the diff in the heatin n the hot water now is good hope urs gets fixed soon hun xxx

congratulations on your happy news and the new bundle of joy on way now your both joined up only right to have a formal announcment and on your engagement too

I have been involved in the music industry for nrly 12yrs covering Dj,Producer,Promoter,Label owner. I first got into the music scene back in the day of oldskool hardcore being inspired by the likes of Carl Cox,Dj Sy,Slipmatt and the like over the yrs my musical styles have changed but i believe this has made me a much better musician, After all variety is the spice of life! I dj under the name RUSH3PH when playing HARDHOUSE/STYLE which i was given when i moved into the 3party scene, this has educated me so much as i have only been used to playing in clubs & venues. I also use the name MR RUSH when playing or producing HARDCORE which to me is my roots and…

As the title asks please

While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said "Master, may I grant you one wish?" "You ignorant unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything," barked Bin Laden. The shocked genie said "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever." Osama thought a moment. Then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman, and said, "Very well. I want to awaken with three white women in my bed in the morning, so just do it and be off with you!" The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappea…

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...Matt Day?

Anyone been??? Booked our summer holiday there last night for 14 days in June. So what did you think? Or has anyone been to Zante in general, even if it wasnt Tsilivi?????