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Are you deffo going both Storm and Sunnies I have put my requests in ... I'll sit here patiently awaiting for the info I need

forget the pc prob cos I'll be down to sort it out with a pc to swap & was it windows 95 you wanted

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5. Are You Andy or Barney? 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 8. I pay your salary! 9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! [] 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 11. I was trying …

Damn I should have bags of energy for the Easter weekend but I just feel so unmotivated, anyone else the same?

Happy Birthday

Hahah have the sound up if you can!! Clicky click

I have moved this thread, not deleted but temp moved it to the hidden forum on here as I have heard form a few other boards that journalists are joining up club websites etc for info yadda yadda, so to beon the safe side ive moved the thread ok Guys

i watched this week that I reccomend for all to see if you have not already are:::: The Forgotten & L4yer Cake, both really good, The forgotten is a must see

my boiler is fixed and my god what a bit of eye candy that came to fix it im jus gutted it was like 7.45am he rang and 8am he turned up cos he woke me and i didnt think to look good oh my but he was fit its made my day jus hope brad dont join up as he said he would lol and im gona have about 5 bath today lol already had a quick dip cos of shay running around

is ROBOTS. go see it on an imax screen, as it is very funny and enjoyable. robin williams steals the show with his witty remarks, and the britney spears moment towards the end of the film is a classic. one for all the family, with both kids and adult humour

happy birthday hun i did do this last nite jus as my pc crashed haha couldnt be arsed to reboot so doing it now hope u have a good one and even though u cant get drunk more excuse to next year as u cant drink

IF THEY HAD A REALLY DODGY SURNAME

AS IM BEGINNING TO REALISE I DONT ACTUALLY LIKE THE GENERAL PUBLIC VERY MUCH I MEAN HOW MANY THICK RETARDED WANKERS CAN THERE ACTUALLY BE IN THIS COUNTRY NO WONDER THERES SO MANY ACCIDENTS IM SURPRISED SOME OF THEM CAN ACTUALLY FUNCTION TO DRESS THEMSELVES RETARDS

> >>Customer: Worcester sauce crisps please > >> > >>Shopkeeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare. > >> > >>Customer: Oh right, Chinese Chicken Wings? > >> > >>Shopkeeper: Ah that's the same , Cancer scare > >> > >>Customer: Hamburger Relish? > >> > >>Shopkeeper: Cancer scare > >> > >>Customer: Sausage and Mash? > >> > >>Shopkeeper: Cancer scare > >> > >>Customer: Cottage Pie? > >> > >>Shopkeeper: Yes, ...no wait, Cancer scare. > >> > &gt…

HAVING AN EGG PARADE AT WORK ANY ONE GOT ANY FUNNY IDEAS AS TO WHAT I CAN MAKE MY EGG INTO

Just incase you don't venture into the FAO bit!! Fount this picture whilst browsing ... Funny as Who's the 2 in the background lurking ... or should that be poseing

get past the firewall lol and fucking 2 hours last night!!!!!

How gullible are you mate?

i keep going on to download it and it keeps taking me back to the msn home page ive got crapy windows messenger but with that i get pop ups from microsoft how can i get msn messenger im on xp professional

just got back from seeing this. the WORST film I have seen for a very very long time

IS PLAYING SUM WKD OLD TUNES EARLY 90'S STUFF ANYONE ELSE GOT IT ON

a nice cold pint of stella with loads of blackcurrant roll on 5.30 u all exited for bank holiday weekend filled with fun and fucking yet

Lad at work has just tried to send a contact letter to a client to find out there contact address lol

is in bits haha got plumber here at first he acted smart and was like there is a button on top but then it stopped working again he has gone into it and it is leaking lol i hope they fix it as i am so desperate for a hot relaxing bath

CHICKEN TERIYAKI CHICKEN BREAST FILLETS IN A CHINESE GLAZE WITH DRESSED NOODLES, VEGETABLES AND TERIYAKI SAUCE, AND ITS RATHER GOOOOOOOOD

are you gong to emergence tonight smeghead? i can meet you then and we can laugh at shane trying to mix

LMAO!

You've been piss funny tonight, but sadly I must go to my bed. Flew back from glasgow tonight and im shattered, wish i could stay up longer to see u post more rubbish............sorry Night night

"Slip a panty liner inside your shoe. The extra padding means your feet won't ache and it's a far cheaper that buying insoles." and "Next time you go to the cinema or fast food restaurant save the cups from your fizzy drinks. At home cut holes in the lid and they then make really unusual toothbrush holders."