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First of all i split with my girlfriend (which admittedly now i'm kind of glad of) wasn't topo bad tho as the break up was quite a nice one, no arguments just a mutual decision, then we start to argue, not entirely sure why. And she starts egtting bitchy and making me VERY angry. As i think Claire can vouch for me on that one, lol. Then i find out that it's not gonna be as easy finding a job as i first thought. Have applied to practically every job i could and only had 2 letters of rejection back from all of them. Oh almost forgot to mention i still have about £100 to pay off each month on a computer, and i have 19p in the bank. Then my mouse completely knackers in, which…

First of all i split with my girlfriend (which admittedly now i'm kind of glad of) wasn't topo bad tho as the break up was quite a nice one, no arguments just a mutual decision, then we start to argue, not entirely sure why. And she starts egtting bitchy and making me VERY angry. As i think Claire can vouch for me on that one, lol. Then i find out that it's not gonna be as easy finding a job as i first thought. Have applied to practically every job i could and only had 2 letters of rejection back from all of them. Oh almost forgot to mention i still have about £100 to pay off each month on a computer, and i have 19p in the bank. Then my mouse completely knackers in, which…

A guy goes to his doctor and says, "Doc, I have a problem." "My girlfriend is sleeping over this Friday, my ex-wife is sleeping over this Saturday and my wife is coming home Sunday." "I need 3 Viagra pills to satisfy them all." The doctor says, "You know 3 Viagra pills 3 nights in a row is pretty dangerous for any man. I will give them to you on the condition that you return to my office on Monday so that I can check you out." The man says, "You have a deal Doc." Monday morning the man returns with his arm in a sling. The doctor asks, "What happened"? The man answered, "Nobody showed up!" that'd happen 2 me that

A guy goes to his doctor and says, "Doc, I have a problem." "My girlfriend is sleeping over this Friday, my ex-wife is sleeping over this Saturday and my wife is coming home Sunday." "I need 3 Viagra pills to satisfy them all." The doctor says, "You know 3 Viagra pills 3 nights in a row is pretty dangerous for any man. I will give them to you on the condition that you return to my office on Monday so that I can check you out." The man says, "You have a deal Doc." Monday morning the man returns with his arm in a sling. The doctor asks, "What happened"? The man answered, "Nobody showed up!" that'd happen 2 me that

A guy goes to his doctor and says, "Doc, I have a problem." "My girlfriend is sleeping over this Friday, my ex-wife is sleeping over this Saturday and my wife is coming home Sunday." "I need 3 Viagra pills to satisfy them all." The doctor says, "You know 3 Viagra pills 3 nights in a row is pretty dangerous for any man. I will give them to you on the condition that you return to my office on Monday so that I can check you out." The man says, "You have a deal Doc." Monday morning the man returns with his arm in a sling. The doctor asks, "What happened"? The man answered, "Nobody showed up!" that'd happen 2 me that

When is a fairy not a fairy? When its in a pixies pants, then its A GOBLIN!!!!!!!!

When is a fairy not a fairy? When its in a pixies pants, then its A GOBLIN!!!!!!!!

When is a fairy not a fairy? When its in a pixies pants, then its A GOBLIN!!!!!!!!

ok sum1 is taking the piss, on wednesday i got bought a HUGE tub of Cadbury Heroes (im talking VAT sized) cos i was unwell (nother story) anyway i tipped the whole lot out to find a yummy Twirl, there is only 1 of the cunts in the entire pack AND ITS AN EMPTY PACKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG THATS SO [censored] GAY

ok sum1 is taking the piss, on wednesday i got bought a HUGE tub of Cadbury Heroes (im talking VAT sized) cos i was unwell (nother story) anyway i tipped the whole lot out to find a yummy Twirl, there is only 1 of the cunts in the entire pack AND ITS AN EMPTY PACKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG THATS SO [censored] GAY

ok sum1 is taking the piss, on wednesday i got bought a HUGE tub of Cadbury Heroes (im talking VAT sized) cos i was unwell (nother story) anyway i tipped the whole lot out to find a yummy Twirl, there is only 1 of the cunts in the entire pack AND ITS AN EMPTY PACKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG THATS SO [censored] GAY

There were two nuns... One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants. SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us. SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most? What can we do? SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster. SM: It's not working. SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too. SM: So, what…

There were two nuns... One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants. SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us. SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most? What can we do? SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster. SM: It's not working. SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too. SM: So, what…

There were two nuns... One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants. SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us. SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most? What can we do? SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster. SM: It's not working. SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too. SM: So, what…

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband 1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband 2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband 3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband 4 was in telemarketing; even though he kn…

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband 1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband 2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband 3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband 4 was in telemarketing; even though he kn…

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband 1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband 2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband 3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband 4 was in telemarketing; even though he kn…

> >Three mice were sitting at a bar talking about how tough they were. The > >first mouse slams a shot and says, "I play with mouse traps for fun. I'll > >run into > >one on purpose and as it is closing on me, I grab the bar and bench press > >it 20 to 30 times." And, with that, he slams another shot. > >The second mouse slams a shot and says, "That's nothing. I take those > >poison bait tablets, cut them up, and snort them, just for the fun of it." > >And, with > >that, he slams another shot. The third mouse slams a shot, gets up, and > >walks away. > >The first two mice lo…

> >Three mice were sitting at a bar talking about how tough they were. The > >first mouse slams a shot and says, "I play with mouse traps for fun. I'll > >run into > >one on purpose and as it is closing on me, I grab the bar and bench press > >it 20 to 30 times." And, with that, he slams another shot. > >The second mouse slams a shot and says, "That's nothing. I take those > >poison bait tablets, cut them up, and snort them, just for the fun of it." > >And, with > >that, he slams another shot. The third mouse slams a shot, gets up, and > >walks away. > >The first two mice lo…

> >Three mice were sitting at a bar talking about how tough they were. The > >first mouse slams a shot and says, "I play with mouse traps for fun. I'll > >run into > >one on purpose and as it is closing on me, I grab the bar and bench press > >it 20 to 30 times." And, with that, he slams another shot. > >The second mouse slams a shot and says, "That's nothing. I take those > >poison bait tablets, cut them up, and snort them, just for the fun of it." > >And, with > >that, he slams another shot. The third mouse slams a shot, gets up, and > >walks away. > >The first two mice lo…

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Got it this morning thanx bud! Will have a listen later on! U gotta track listing u can post for it?

Got it this morning thanx bud! Will have a listen later on! U gotta track listing u can post for it?

Got it this morning thanx bud! Will have a listen later on! U gotta track listing u can post for it?

[censored] UPLOAD THESE PICTURES ALREADY!!!! jesus ure slow at this one!