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Women are like hoovers - when they stop sucking get rid of them .

I FCKIN LUV MY JOB FREE BOOZE ALL AFTERNOON HAD 2 PINTS OF ROSE SPRITZER AND ON MY FIRST PINT OF MALIBU N PINAPPLE I REALLY LOVE NOT HAVING MY CAR TODAY GONNA GET FCKIN BLADDERED ALL FOR FREE

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Just slightly brown on the outside and still bready in the middle.

RIGHT FOLKS I CHALLENGE U TO B THE BEST BARGAIN HUNTER IN THE LAND OF TIDY FILTH I WANT THE BESTEST MOST RANDOM PURCHASE YOU CAN FIND FOR A POUND EITHER BRING IT TO ME AT THE WKENDER TO RECIEVE UR PRIZE IF I LIKE IT OR POST HERE IF UR NOT GOING OR DNT KNOW ME

right from the ppl uve met off msgs boards who do u think has surprised you the most and do you think popl come accross completely different online to in the flesh

I like mine with milk and 2 sugars i want one now but too lazy to make one! lol!

i need cheering uptalk dirty to me

just wanted 2 say thanx 4 taking me 2 liverpool and sorry 4 semi ruining u again lmao, cheers chuck

mail received me dear give kell a hug and a big sloppy kiss 4 me

who with y was it so good what made it diff to others whats the biggest willy uve encountered whats the worst sex why was it so bad ummmmmmmmmmm i may add sum more in a bit # whats ur fave sexual thing to do whats ur fave thing to do to a partner what things do u look for in a fcuk buddy whats ur perfedt willy/pussy?

I love the Sanctuary in Brum, and also SE1 in London. Where is your fav club?

Is Holly your lover ?

do you have a scottish accent???

and ur nose will fall to pieces lol

cos i got a driving lesson to attend so i will see you all after an hour probably cheerio

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Ok then which one of you is finally gonna come good with what you've both promised me for ages!!! Bushy you said last year I could have it At least Shane only promised it me this year

decisions decisiond voting shuts at 12

till hektik opens its for doors for the first time!1!

and ill b poking u al with bones freezing fckin cold need a big jumper but lil miss unprepared forgot warm work top as was meant to go home last night but faaar to sketchy - proper scared myslef driving down the rioad in fact never got out of first gear was like no gfckin need for me even attempting lets just reverse back into my ickle parking space and go back to sleep where i was haha but im suffering for it now had to leave at 7 today to get here so im tired and cold and need some sympathy n all im getting is damn picked on even got sent to maccies this morning to have 5 mins to have a quiet word n sort my life out haah gotta luv monday

could u change my thingy under my name from member to something else please

off to blackpool zoo soon and im excited!!! i went on thursday but its great im doing an asigment on improving a real animals captive environment and i think im gonna do the tigers there. so whats everyones perceptions of zoos??? cruel, a good form of entertainment or performing a vital function (conservation)???

just discovered this smilie, how wicked is it lol

just cos ur all lazy i think u shd get up get on n help me make it to 5 pm in fact sponser me to survive work day all donatons of alcohol,m paracetamel, pro plus, coke, ben n jerrys ice cream, snuggles, snogs, anal xylophone buggary and cups of warm milky tea and toast with salad cream and choccy that uve put in the freezer so is hard spesh cadburys caramel with the caramel allfrozen and hard mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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What are we all up 2??????????? Fancy This?????????????

last night after finishing work i went down to the local club to see my friends and have a few beers who pops up but a very hyper and bouncy james oh i wish that i had,had my camera with me