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can you put the pics from Turnmills up soon hun?

A Scotsman was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a café when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him. The Scotsman politely ignored the American, who, nevertheless, started up a conservation. The American snapped his gum and said,' You Brittish folk eat the whole bread?' the Scotsman frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast, and replied "Of course". The American blew a huge bubble. 'We don't. In the states, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them into croissants and sell them to the Brits. The American had a smirk on his face. The Scotsman listened in silence. The A…

A Scotsman was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a café when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him. The Scotsman politely ignored the American, who, nevertheless, started up a conservation. The American snapped his gum and said,' You Brittish folk eat the whole bread?' the Scotsman frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast, and replied "Of course". The American blew a huge bubble. 'We don't. In the states, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them into croissants and sell them to the Brits. The American had a smirk on his face. The Scotsman listened in silence. The A…

A Scotsman was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a café when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him. The Scotsman politely ignored the American, who, nevertheless, started up a conservation. The American snapped his gum and said,' You Brittish folk eat the whole bread?' the Scotsman frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast, and replied "Of course". The American blew a huge bubble. 'We don't. In the states, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them into croissants and sell them to the Brits. The American had a smirk on his face. The Scotsman listened in silence. The A…

Just been bollocked at work for being on here!!!!

Just been bollocked at work for being on here!!!!

Just been bollocked at work for being on here!!!!

Check your PM's please mate!

Check your PM's please mate!

Check your PM's please mate!

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall - bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that he'll have to consult with the bank manager and …

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall - bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that he'll have to consult with the bank manager and …

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall - bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that he'll have to consult with the bank manager and …

Hey Leeds CTW... was wondering whether you could provide me with some clubby info... I'm heading up North to meet up with some old friends this weekend... planning on going out to Leeds this Sat night... The only thing is they're not really into the House music scene... more into their cheesey tunes... Do any of you know any cool clubs with a couple of different rooms (say a bit of House, bit of disco) that would suit a range of music tastes??? Love you forever if you can help out on this... Thanks, Andrew

Hey Leeds CTW... was wondering whether you could provide me with some clubby info... I'm heading up North to meet up with some old friends this weekend... planning on going out to Leeds this Sat night... The only thing is they're not really into the House music scene... more into their cheesey tunes... Do any of you know any cool clubs with a couple of different rooms (say a bit of House, bit of disco) that would suit a range of music tastes??? Love you forever if you can help out on this... Thanks, Andrew

Hey Leeds CTW... was wondering whether you could provide me with some clubby info... I'm heading up North to meet up with some old friends this weekend... planning on going out to Leeds this Sat night... The only thing is they're not really into the House music scene... more into their cheesey tunes... Do any of you know any cool clubs with a couple of different rooms (say a bit of House, bit of disco) that would suit a range of music tastes??? Love you forever if you can help out on this... Thanks, Andrew

for my decks to arrive.... goddamn it parcelforce!!!! hurry the [censored] up!

for my decks to arrive.... goddamn it parcelforce!!!! hurry the [censored] up!

for my decks to arrive.... goddamn it parcelforce!!!! hurry the [censored] up!

all down my top... hum! XX

all down my top... hum! XX

all down my top... hum! XX

Nice one Rik !!!!!!!! http://www.clubtheworld.uk/cgi-bin/ImageFolio3/imageFolio.cgi?action=view&link=Festivals/Tidy_Weekender_3/CaptinRik_Photos&image=CTW_IMG_3032a.jpg&img=96&tt=

Nice one Rik !!!!!!!! http://www.clubtheworld.uk/cgi-bin/ImageFolio3/imageFolio.cgi?action=view&link=Festivals/Tidy_Weekender_3/CaptinRik_Photos&image=CTW_IMG_3032a.jpg&img=96&tt=

Nice one Rik !!!!!!!! http://www.clubtheworld.uk/cgi-bin/ImageFolio3/imageFolio.cgi?action=view&link=Festivals/Tidy_Weekender_3/CaptinRik_Photos&image=CTW_IMG_3032a.jpg&img=96&tt=

wtf?

wtf?

wtf?

Do they actually mean anything? For the past 2 weeks or so I find im dreaming of sum really wierd stuff...somr of the dreams im having actually baffle me coz sum are so strange. Last night I had a dream i wasin a meteroite (sp?) shower that burned all my skin, and was also out in 2 tornadoes. Crazy [censored] when i think about it.

Boys and girls, have a look at this...SOS @ SSU. On 7th June, Serious are proud to announce the birth of a new trance baby at London’s newest, most exciting venue that is expected to set UK clubland alight! Serious' new arrival, SOS (Son Of Serious) will be launched at the brand new SSU club (formally The Chunnel Club) in Vauxhall. Following Serious' success with Dusted @ Pacha, SOS will be held on the same night to contrast and compliment its musical content perfectly for those that prefer it a little more banging. The new night follows the same ethos as Dusted of focusing on the music and atmosphere. DJ's, producers and P.A’s will be a mixture of estab…