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  1. He's just turned into a stunning/scary lady!

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  2. He's just turned into a stunning/scary lady!

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  3. Started by Don,

    ...goes into the doctors and tells the doctor that he is feeling restless, listless, weak, keeps on getting illnesses and spots. The doctor takes some blood samples, and tells the paper bag he will be in touch. The next week the doctor calls the bag, and asks him to come into the practice. He sits the bag down, and says "Listen, I'm really sorry - there is no easy way of saying this, but you have full-blown AIDS". The paper bag is shocked. He says to the doctor - "how can this happen?" "Have you been in any relationships" "No - I'm a paper bag" "Have you ever had a tattoo, been injected with drugs - anything like that?" "F*ck no - I'm a paper bag!" …

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  4. Started by Don,

    ...goes into the doctors and tells the doctor that he is feeling restless, listless, weak, keeps on getting illnesses and spots. The doctor takes some blood samples, and tells the paper bag he will be in touch. The next week the doctor calls the bag, and asks him to come into the practice. He sits the bag down, and says "Listen, I'm really sorry - there is no easy way of saying this, but you have full-blown AIDS". The paper bag is shocked. He says to the doctor - "how can this happen?" "Have you been in any relationships" "No - I'm a paper bag" "Have you ever had a tattoo, been injected with drugs - anything like that?" "F*ck no - I'm a paper bag!" …

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  5. Started by Don,

    ...goes into the doctors and tells the doctor that he is feeling restless, listless, weak, keeps on getting illnesses and spots. The doctor takes some blood samples, and tells the paper bag he will be in touch. The next week the doctor calls the bag, and asks him to come into the practice. He sits the bag down, and says "Listen, I'm really sorry - there is no easy way of saying this, but you have full-blown AIDS". The paper bag is shocked. He says to the doctor - "how can this happen?" "Have you been in any relationships" "No - I'm a paper bag" "Have you ever had a tattoo, been injected with drugs - anything like that?" "F*ck no - I'm a paper bag!" …

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  6. Started by Dave M,

    we all make mistakes said the dalek......................... climbin off the dustbin

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  7. Started by Dave M,

    we all make mistakes said the dalek......................... climbin off the dustbin

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  8. Started by Dave M,

    we all make mistakes said the dalek......................... climbin off the dustbin

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  9. Started by neet,

    98% or 2%? MIND GAME 2% or 98% This is strange...can you figure it out? Are you the 2% or 98% of the population? Follow the instructions! NO PEEKING AHEAD! * Do the following exercise, guaranteed to raise an eyebrow. * There's no trick or surprise. * Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can! * Again, as quickly as you can but don't advance until you've done each of them ... really. * Now, scroll down (but not too fast, you might miss something). Think of a number from 1 to 10 Multiply that number by 9 …

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  10. Started by neet,

    98% or 2%? MIND GAME 2% or 98% This is strange...can you figure it out? Are you the 2% or 98% of the population? Follow the instructions! NO PEEKING AHEAD! * Do the following exercise, guaranteed to raise an eyebrow. * There's no trick or surprise. * Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can! * Again, as quickly as you can but don't advance until you've done each of them ... really. * Now, scroll down (but not too fast, you might miss something). Think of a number from 1 to 10 Multiply that number by 9 …

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  11. Started by neet,

    98% or 2%? MIND GAME 2% or 98% This is strange...can you figure it out? Are you the 2% or 98% of the population? Follow the instructions! NO PEEKING AHEAD! * Do the following exercise, guaranteed to raise an eyebrow. * There's no trick or surprise. * Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can! * Again, as quickly as you can but don't advance until you've done each of them ... really. * Now, scroll down (but not too fast, you might miss something). Think of a number from 1 to 10 Multiply that number by 9 …

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  12. Started by SarahPVC,

    Its about the music!

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  13. Started by SarahPVC,

    Its about the music!

  14. Started by SarahPVC,

    Its about the music!

  15. Started by shinyrich,

    One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down, …

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  16. Started by shinyrich,

    One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down, …

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  17. Started by shinyrich,

    One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down, …

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  18. Started by James,

    Did you leave a copy of Dreams in our chalet (444) when you played Saturday morning ?

  19. Started by James,

    Did you leave a copy of Dreams in our chalet (444) when you played Saturday morning ?

  20. Started by James,

    Did you leave a copy of Dreams in our chalet (444) when you played Saturday morning ?

  21. Started by Wonky,

    In your new avatar mate, it looks like u got the biggest nose

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  22. Started by Wonky,

    In your new avatar mate, it looks like u got the biggest nose

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  23. Started by Wonky,

    In your new avatar mate, it looks like u got the biggest nose

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  24. Started by TomD,

    get back to your guns, riddim killer.

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  25. Started by TomD,

    get back to your guns, riddim killer.

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  26. Started by TomD,

    get back to your guns, riddim killer.

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  27. Lol apologies for not showing my face more aften, what on earth happned i dont know and im quite pissed off i didnt do the things i wanted to, instead i died during the day and faded in the night somewhere lol sowwy

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  28. Lol apologies for not showing my face more aften, what on earth happned i dont know and im quite pissed off i didnt do the things i wanted to, instead i died during the day and faded in the night somewhere lol sowwy

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  29. Lol apologies for not showing my face more aften, what on earth happned i dont know and im quite pissed off i didnt do the things i wanted to, instead i died during the day and faded in the night somewhere lol sowwy

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  30. Started by Blink,

    I come back from lunch, and there is a Mr_Moo in the office, and sings and dances and laughs when you make noises, and is far more interesting than the real thing. It is also perfectly legal to take his batteries out, and give him a damn good kicking!

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