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knock knock??

knock knock??

knock knock??

Bloke goes into a library and asks where to find some books on suicide. The librarian says "go to the end and take the last isle on the right, you'll find them all there" So the bloke heads off, 5 minutes later he returns and says "I followed your instructions and the bookshelves were empty, i couldn't find one suicide book at all". The librarian reply's "Them bastards never return em!!!!"

Bloke goes into a library and asks where to find some books on suicide. The librarian says "go to the end and take the last isle on the right, you'll find them all there" So the bloke heads off, 5 minutes later he returns and says "I followed your instructions and the bookshelves were empty, i couldn't find one suicide book at all". The librarian reply's "Them bastards never return em!!!!"

Bloke goes into a library and asks where to find some books on suicide. The librarian says "go to the end and take the last isle on the right, you'll find them all there" So the bloke heads off, 5 minutes later he returns and says "I followed your instructions and the bookshelves were empty, i couldn't find one suicide book at all". The librarian reply's "Them bastards never return em!!!!"

How mental was that?! Still been laughing bout it today. Imagine if we actually took off on the duvet, we might've been able to get home quicker! Whos still finding sand in strange places?

How mental was that?! Still been laughing bout it today. Imagine if we actually took off on the duvet, we might've been able to get home quicker! Whos still finding sand in strange places?

How mental was that?! Still been laughing bout it today. Imagine if we actually took off on the duvet, we might've been able to get home quicker! Whos still finding sand in strange places?

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered," The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside them is color-coded," The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers. They always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end and when the job takes longer than you said it would." But the fif…

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered," The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside them is color-coded," The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers. They always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end and when the job takes longer than you said it would." But the fif…

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered," The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside them is color-coded," The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers. They always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end and when the job takes longer than you said it would." But the fif…

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? . . . . . . . . . . . A CARROT!!!!!

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? . . . . . . . . . . . A CARROT!!!!!

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? . . . . . . . . . . . A CARROT!!!!!

Hello u lot,i'd just like to say that i had a wicked nite, apart from having a dodgy stomach and a headache at the end of the nite havin [censored] put a downer on things aswell.was lovely to meet u all,n hopefully see u all again soon.blink,i hope u get home ok.xx.

Hello u lot,i'd just like to say that i had a wicked nite, apart from having a dodgy stomach and a headache at the end of the nite havin [censored] put a downer on things aswell.was lovely to meet u all,n hopefully see u all again soon.blink,i hope u get home ok.xx.

Hello u lot,i'd just like to say that i had a wicked nite, apart from having a dodgy stomach and a headache at the end of the nite havin [censored] put a downer on things aswell.was lovely to meet u all,n hopefully see u all again soon.blink,i hope u get home ok.xx.

Can you PM me your e-mail addresses please? I want to stalk you and sign you up for loads of free daily porn lists, if that's OK with you.

Can you PM me your e-mail addresses please? I want to stalk you and sign you up for loads of free daily porn lists, if that's OK with you.

Can you PM me your e-mail addresses please? I want to stalk you and sign you up for loads of free daily porn lists, if that's OK with you.

ended up with a good few photos from the weekender, let us know if you'd like to have a copy of 'em and, if so, what format and what's the best way of getting them to you. btw what app do you use to stick the logo on and the captions?

ended up with a good few photos from the weekender, let us know if you'd like to have a copy of 'em and, if so, what format and what's the best way of getting them to you. btw what app do you use to stick the logo on and the captions?

ended up with a good few photos from the weekender, let us know if you'd like to have a copy of 'em and, if so, what format and what's the best way of getting them to you. btw what app do you use to stick the logo on and the captions?

I wanna be like u!

I wanna be like u!

I wanna be like u!

Apologies to everyone who has been trying to PM me, I've cleared some of them now! Thanks to everyone that participated in this post!

Apologies to everyone who has been trying to PM me, I've cleared some of them now! Thanks to everyone that participated in this post!

Hi everyone big big thank you to everyone for my birthday card. I had the best time ever at Tidy (from what I can remember ha ha). Looking forward to seeing you all soon. Love and stuff, Andy F xxx