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MYSELF FOR 9 MINS THEN UMMM OFF TO BED I RECKON SEEING AS ITS A SHITE TUESDAY BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

RIGHT WELL IVE BEEN LUMBERED WITH BEIN THE RED NOSE DAY ORGANISER AT WORK NEED SOME IDEAS ON WHAT TO DO SO FAR WE'RE DOING A BAD TASTE DAY WITH OFFICE OLYMPICS (NEED A FEW MORE GAME IDEAS) HELP ME OUT HERE FOLKS DNT LEAVE ME HANGING

well i thought you lot needed brightnin up so i thought why not nah not really missed you lot and thought well i have neglected to say hello for ages so here i am hope that everyone is well

There were two nuns... One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. SM:Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants. SL:It's logical. He wants to rape us. SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do? SL:The only logical thing t do of course is to walk faster. SM:It's not working. SL:Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.…

Hey I was just pissin about n found this site n i had a go at it.... on one site i found my DJ name if i was into hip hop that much was DJ BIGGIE CUBE Z but from this test i got the result: The Goddamn Rock Solid Ghetto Shiznit Name Generator Yo yo yo yo yo! You one of us now, baby! Ready to walk the ghetto streets with yo' homies. All you gotta do is assume the following name: Doctor Get Down One love. lol... here is the link: The Goddamn Rock Solid Ghetto Shiznit Name Generator

3 DAYS BEFORE MY HEAP OF SHITE CAR IS BEING PART EXD MANAGED TO BREAK THE FCKIN CV JOINT - KNEW IT WAS GONNA HAPPEN BUT THOUGHT THE OLD RELIABLE PERCY WLD AT LEAST HANG ON TIL THE WKEND BUT NO SO IM NOW £115 OUT OF POCKET FOR A DAMN CAR THATS NOT EVEN MINE ANYMORE REALLY GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR AND THEN TO MAKE MATTERS WIRSE N START MY THURSDAY IVE HAD TO CATCH A DAMN BUS - A WHOLE POUND TO BE MADE TO SIT ON A STOPPY STARTY SMELLY VEHICLE THAT IS BEING DRIVEN TO FCKIN SLOW ARGH!!!!! GOD HELP THE LOAN COMPANY WHOVE FCKED ME AROUND SO ITS TAKEN A WEEK LONGER TO GET MONEY FOR NEW ONE IF THEYD DONE THEIR JOB RIGHT ID HAVE GOT RID OF IT LAST WEEK N NONE OF THIS HASSLE …

channel 5 the penetrator come with me if u like sex pmswlmfao its covers of films porn style

has anyone tried them surgi-cream brow shapers eyebrow shaping epilating strips they are bloody good cos they get the perfect shape but bloody painful

HURTS LIKE FOOK GODDAM HOT SOUP

I am free tomorrow as my 2 college hours are cancelled as the woman who I go to see has had to cancel for a meeting, or something, so not going untill normal schedule, next Monday. so I am home all day tomorrow if you need me to have Jessica in the morning ? Are you working ? Let me know, Chav. x

i jus seen u sign up pmpl so another thats bored without the tidy board how r u mate

can i just ask without any1 " " what FAO stands for so that i can know what it means and then be able to take part in it and know what im doin? cheers lol

England 9 Waaaa Hooooo for us Welsh

Cheers sweetie ... Wicked Weekend Had Yet Again

News just in that the NHS, although having drafted in thousands of doctors, nurses, surgeons and the like, are unable to cope with the mass suicide/overdose victims resulting from the Tidy board shut down. However, what the pathetic Internet chat room addicts failed to notice was that the shut down only lasts for four days. One retard told us… “I don’t know what I am gunna do, it’s horrendous, how can they do this to us, my life isn’t worth living anymore, I thought I’d never try smack….â€� Only 13 seconds later, this poor fellow was found lying over his ever faithful Tidy graphitised computer, hugging it with only that stupid picture of…

Well thats it with my phone i think the comination of dropping it on the floor/flights of stairs when im fucked has taken its toll on the lil bugger an nowthe earpiece has broken on it and u cant hear anybody on the other line. But luckily i am not defeated into buying a new fone (not yet anyway) i have decided that its not so bad walking round in public with my bluetooth headset on and am using that, although i have decided on my next fone, one that ive wanted for ages Sharp GX30 i know where i can pick up a cheap one and am gonna get that to replace my lovely motorola (sniff).

Cant make the first weekend in March, i have a wedding to attend in Cardiff. The girls are bridesmaids and all that fooking pointless palava so i have to b there. thanx for the offer though, my legs were dripping with excitement of the thought of a mad weekend take care looser luv donna

...yorkshire puddings are just so scrummy and Mc Cain home roasts to go with em, and two breaded chicken steaks. the only thing i made myself was the cup of tea

Wanted to be @ both Sundis Cardiff and More... But with nan ill in hospital I've decided it's best to stay at home... Anyone else stayed in tonight?

is in 3 days so lets see exactly who is coming for definate everyone put ur names here dani_babyboo neon bubblegumfairy tidypete off tidy lol bukey? james? maria?

its a fair bit of fun i think ive sat n played with it for about half an hour... try it: Mix Up Mash - Click here

Alright people hows it going?

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and got my hopes up it had hi sexy in subject box and Well it’s taken me some time to pluck up enough courage to write this e-mail, but I have been thinking if I don't send to you on this special day I never will. You mean so much to me without you I am nothing. The time we have spent out together, the late nights on the dance floor I was just hoping that maybe after receiving this e-mail we could once again catch up discuss old times, get lost in the music and find out what’s going on. I’ve noticed you around! I find you very attractive! Will you go to clubland with me? Be my Valentine …

Funny as fook !

after all my worrying and stuff about tidy weekend and that bird not getting back to me i just tried to ring her and her fone is switched off i have no idea what to do now as it is final day friday and i have paid all my money but i dont know if she has paid and if all is ok what do i do

near u has a funny name work friendly and all u have to do is add ur postcode here

2 my pimps and prozzies Cocktail party after the arenas on the friday night of Tidy Weekender 7????????????? Dani - i know ya the barmaid!!!

thts for passing on her no babes will give her a ring later xxxx