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alrite mate how comes u aint at tidy?? i though u loved tidy?

alrite mate how comes u aint at tidy?? i though u loved tidy?

alrite mate how comes u aint at tidy?? i though u loved tidy?

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent which is being renovated, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. "Who is it?" calls one of the nuns. "Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other, shrug, and decide that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room. They open the door, and a man …

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent which is being renovated, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. "Who is it?" calls one of the nuns. "Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other, shrug, and decide that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room. They open the door, and a man …

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent which is being renovated, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. "Who is it?" calls one of the nuns. "Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other, shrug, and decide that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room. They open the door, and a man …

Q. If a woman is uncomfortable watching you wank, do you think: A. you need more time together B. she is being a [censored] prude C. she should sit somewhere else on the bus!

Q. If a woman is uncomfortable watching you wank, do you think: A. you need more time together B. she is being a [censored] prude C. she should sit somewhere else on the bus!

Q. If a woman is uncomfortable watching you wank, do you think: A. you need more time together B. she is being a [censored] prude C. she should sit somewhere else on the bus!

Did you hear about the magical tractor that went down a lane and turned into a field?

Did you hear about the magical tractor that went down a lane and turned into a field?

Did you hear about the magical tractor that went down a lane and turned into a field?

yet another classic ... MINOR skin grafts can be performed on pigs by covering any cuts and grazes with thin strips of bacon. POP a few tea bags in your hot water tank and you can make a hot cuppa anytime by just turning on the tap. AVOID jet lag by simply taking an earlier flight, thus arriving fully refreshed and on time. FELLAS: Next time you have to wrap up a present, don't, because you're [censored] at it. Give it to the wife and she'll do it properly with extra girlie bows and fiddly bits while you're down the pub. GIRLS: Next time you feel like throwing a ball over-arm, don't, because you can't and it just looks silly. Just throw it gir…

yet another classic ... MINOR skin grafts can be performed on pigs by covering any cuts and grazes with thin strips of bacon. POP a few tea bags in your hot water tank and you can make a hot cuppa anytime by just turning on the tap. AVOID jet lag by simply taking an earlier flight, thus arriving fully refreshed and on time. FELLAS: Next time you have to wrap up a present, don't, because you're [censored] at it. Give it to the wife and she'll do it properly with extra girlie bows and fiddly bits while you're down the pub. GIRLS: Next time you feel like throwing a ball over-arm, don't, because you can't and it just looks silly. Just throw it gir…

yet another classic ... MINOR skin grafts can be performed on pigs by covering any cuts and grazes with thin strips of bacon. POP a few tea bags in your hot water tank and you can make a hot cuppa anytime by just turning on the tap. AVOID jet lag by simply taking an earlier flight, thus arriving fully refreshed and on time. FELLAS: Next time you have to wrap up a present, don't, because you're [censored] at it. Give it to the wife and she'll do it properly with extra girlie bows and fiddly bits while you're down the pub. GIRLS: Next time you feel like throwing a ball over-arm, don't, because you can't and it just looks silly. Just throw it gir…

Still want to do that piss up next week? I've been in preparation for it by drinkin like a fish this weekend and yesterday. Started the [censored] out again, thank god as i was hatin not doin anything. Feel better for it. Any news on traff? What he up too? Will be joinin us on this epic voyage of gettin totally lashed??

Still want to do that piss up next week? I've been in preparation for it by drinkin like a fish this weekend and yesterday. Started the [censored] out again, thank god as i was hatin not doin anything. Feel better for it. Any news on traff? What he up too? Will be joinin us on this epic voyage of gettin totally lashed??

Still want to do that piss up next week? I've been in preparation for it by drinkin like a fish this weekend and yesterday. Started the [censored] out again, thank god as i was hatin not doin anything. Feel better for it. Any news on traff? What he up too? Will be joinin us on this epic voyage of gettin totally lashed??

gonna have a messy one ....... issssssssssssss Saffy! Err .. basically that means .. I'm not out tonight! At home .. music .. wine ... and mebbe a little chumlypoppet to keep me goin!

gonna have a messy one ....... issssssssssssss Saffy! Err .. basically that means .. I'm not out tonight! At home .. music .. wine ... and mebbe a little chumlypoppet to keep me goin!

gonna have a messy one ....... issssssssssssss Saffy! Err .. basically that means .. I'm not out tonight! At home .. music .. wine ... and mebbe a little chumlypoppet to keep me goin!

I am just off out to meet CreamyC in Birmingham. As far as I am aware, we will make it to the engine at some point and then on to Passion. Dani has my phone no, and Creamy's is in his sig, so if you feel the urge to get in touch.... Hope to see you all later

I am just off out to meet CreamyC in Birmingham. As far as I am aware, we will make it to the engine at some point and then on to Passion. Dani has my phone no, and Creamy's is in his sig, so if you feel the urge to get in touch.... Hope to see you all later

I am just off out to meet CreamyC in Birmingham. As far as I am aware, we will make it to the engine at some point and then on to Passion. Dani has my phone no, and Creamy's is in his sig, so if you feel the urge to get in touch.... Hope to see you all later

whats on our mind at this moment

whats on our mind at this moment