General Discussion

Q. If a woman is uncomfortable watching you wank, do you think: A. you need more time together B. she is being a [censored] prude C. she should sit somewhere else on the bus!

Q. If a woman is uncomfortable watching you wank, do you think: A. you need more time together B. she is being a [censored] prude C. she should sit somewhere else on the bus!

Q. If a woman is uncomfortable watching you wank, do you think: A. you need more time together B. she is being a [censored] prude C. she should sit somewhere else on the bus!

Did you hear about the magical tractor that went down a lane and turned into a field?

Did you hear about the magical tractor that went down a lane and turned into a field?

Did you hear about the magical tractor that went down a lane and turned into a field?

yet another classic ... MINOR skin grafts can be performed on pigs by covering any cuts and grazes with thin strips of bacon. POP a few tea bags in your hot water tank and you can make a hot cuppa anytime by just turning on the tap. AVOID jet lag by simply taking an earlier flight, thus arriving fully refreshed and on time. FELLAS: Next time you have to wrap up a present, don't, because you're [censored] at it. Give it to the wife and she'll do it properly with extra girlie bows and fiddly bits while you're down the pub. GIRLS: Next time you feel like throwing a ball over-arm, don't, because you can't and it just looks silly. Just throw it gir…

yet another classic ... MINOR skin grafts can be performed on pigs by covering any cuts and grazes with thin strips of bacon. POP a few tea bags in your hot water tank and you can make a hot cuppa anytime by just turning on the tap. AVOID jet lag by simply taking an earlier flight, thus arriving fully refreshed and on time. FELLAS: Next time you have to wrap up a present, don't, because you're [censored] at it. Give it to the wife and she'll do it properly with extra girlie bows and fiddly bits while you're down the pub. GIRLS: Next time you feel like throwing a ball over-arm, don't, because you can't and it just looks silly. Just throw it gir…

yet another classic ... MINOR skin grafts can be performed on pigs by covering any cuts and grazes with thin strips of bacon. POP a few tea bags in your hot water tank and you can make a hot cuppa anytime by just turning on the tap. AVOID jet lag by simply taking an earlier flight, thus arriving fully refreshed and on time. FELLAS: Next time you have to wrap up a present, don't, because you're [censored] at it. Give it to the wife and she'll do it properly with extra girlie bows and fiddly bits while you're down the pub. GIRLS: Next time you feel like throwing a ball over-arm, don't, because you can't and it just looks silly. Just throw it gir…

Still want to do that piss up next week? I've been in preparation for it by drinkin like a fish this weekend and yesterday. Started the [censored] out again, thank god as i was hatin not doin anything. Feel better for it. Any news on traff? What he up too? Will be joinin us on this epic voyage of gettin totally lashed??

Still want to do that piss up next week? I've been in preparation for it by drinkin like a fish this weekend and yesterday. Started the [censored] out again, thank god as i was hatin not doin anything. Feel better for it. Any news on traff? What he up too? Will be joinin us on this epic voyage of gettin totally lashed??

Still want to do that piss up next week? I've been in preparation for it by drinkin like a fish this weekend and yesterday. Started the [censored] out again, thank god as i was hatin not doin anything. Feel better for it. Any news on traff? What he up too? Will be joinin us on this epic voyage of gettin totally lashed??

gonna have a messy one ....... issssssssssssss Saffy! Err .. basically that means .. I'm not out tonight! At home .. music .. wine ... and mebbe a little chumlypoppet to keep me goin!

gonna have a messy one ....... issssssssssssss Saffy! Err .. basically that means .. I'm not out tonight! At home .. music .. wine ... and mebbe a little chumlypoppet to keep me goin!

gonna have a messy one ....... issssssssssssss Saffy! Err .. basically that means .. I'm not out tonight! At home .. music .. wine ... and mebbe a little chumlypoppet to keep me goin!

I am just off out to meet CreamyC in Birmingham. As far as I am aware, we will make it to the engine at some point and then on to Passion. Dani has my phone no, and Creamy's is in his sig, so if you feel the urge to get in touch.... Hope to see you all later

I am just off out to meet CreamyC in Birmingham. As far as I am aware, we will make it to the engine at some point and then on to Passion. Dani has my phone no, and Creamy's is in his sig, so if you feel the urge to get in touch.... Hope to see you all later

I am just off out to meet CreamyC in Birmingham. As far as I am aware, we will make it to the engine at some point and then on to Passion. Dani has my phone no, and Creamy's is in his sig, so if you feel the urge to get in touch.... Hope to see you all later

whats on our mind at this moment

whats on our mind at this moment

whats on our mind at this moment

...anything other than the fact we're all NOT at the Tidy weekender? The weather for instance? Anything really! I came on here cos half my mates have gone to it and the other half are winging cos they havnt gone. c'mon people!

...anything other than the fact we're all NOT at the Tidy weekender? The weather for instance? Anything really! I came on here cos half my mates have gone to it and the other half are winging cos they havnt gone. c'mon people!

[censored] day is an understatement...I am just not going to answer the phone for the rest of the day! If it can go wrong, it already has!!

[censored] day is an understatement...I am just not going to answer the phone for the rest of the day! If it can go wrong, it already has!!

[censored] day is an understatement...I am just not going to answer the phone for the rest of the day! If it can go wrong, it already has!!

I think I'm gonna be coming on here a bit more now. Good info for stuff. Never used it much, but now I think I'm gonna be shadowing your footsteps.