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whats on our mind at this moment

...anything other than the fact we're all NOT at the Tidy weekender? The weather for instance? Anything really! I came on here cos half my mates have gone to it and the other half are winging cos they havnt gone. c'mon people!

...anything other than the fact we're all NOT at the Tidy weekender? The weather for instance? Anything really! I came on here cos half my mates have gone to it and the other half are winging cos they havnt gone. c'mon people!

[censored] day is an understatement...I am just not going to answer the phone for the rest of the day! If it can go wrong, it already has!!

[censored] day is an understatement...I am just not going to answer the phone for the rest of the day! If it can go wrong, it already has!!

[censored] day is an understatement...I am just not going to answer the phone for the rest of the day! If it can go wrong, it already has!!

I think I'm gonna be coming on here a bit more now. Good info for stuff. Never used it much, but now I think I'm gonna be shadowing your footsteps.

I think I'm gonna be coming on here a bit more now. Good info for stuff. Never used it much, but now I think I'm gonna be shadowing your footsteps.

I think I'm gonna be coming on here a bit more now. Good info for stuff. Never used it much, but now I think I'm gonna be shadowing your footsteps.

Glastonbury has sold out already!!! The tickets only went on sale on wednesday!!! That's over 150,000 tickets or something! I'm am truely, absolutley gutted. I'd even booked my time off [censored].....

Glastonbury has sold out already!!! The tickets only went on sale on wednesday!!! That's over 150,000 tickets or something! I'm am truely, absolutley gutted. I'd even booked my time off [censored].....

Glastonbury has sold out already!!! The tickets only went on sale on wednesday!!! That's over 150,000 tickets or something! I'm am truely, absolutley gutted. I'd even booked my time off [censored].....

The Fastest Thing: An office manager was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes, he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them one question and their answer would determine who would get the job. The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?" pointing to the man on his right. The first man replied: "A thought. It pops into your head. There's no forewarning that it's on the way, it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of." "That's very good!" repl…

The Fastest Thing: An office manager was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes, he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them one question and their answer would determine who would get the job. The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?" pointing to the man on his right. The first man replied: "A thought. It pops into your head. There's no forewarning that it's on the way, it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of." "That's very good!" repl…

The Fastest Thing: An office manager was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes, he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them one question and their answer would determine who would get the job. The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?" pointing to the man on his right. The first man replied: "A thought. It pops into your head. There's no forewarning that it's on the way, it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of." "That's very good!" repl…

How the 7 Dwarfs got their names Miss Snow White was a randy cow, and desperate for a F**k. So off she went into the woods, to try and get some luck. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ She'd almost given up looking, when she saw some chimney smoke. Teh she stumbled on a cottage, and went in for a poke. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Her clothes came off in seconds, and she'd just removed her pants, when Seven Dwarfs came marching in, with a merry song and dance. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Snow White just stood there speechless, and she thought she was in Heaven. She'd only come for one good shag, but now she could have seven ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Straight away she took…

How the 7 Dwarfs got their names Miss Snow White was a randy cow, and desperate for a F**k. So off she went into the woods, to try and get some luck. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ She'd almost given up looking, when she saw some chimney smoke. Teh she stumbled on a cottage, and went in for a poke. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Her clothes came off in seconds, and she'd just removed her pants, when Seven Dwarfs came marching in, with a merry song and dance. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Snow White just stood there speechless, and she thought she was in Heaven. She'd only come for one good shag, but now she could have seven ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Straight away she took…

How the 7 Dwarfs got their names Miss Snow White was a randy cow, and desperate for a F**k. So off she went into the woods, to try and get some luck. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ She'd almost given up looking, when she saw some chimney smoke. Teh she stumbled on a cottage, and went in for a poke. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Her clothes came off in seconds, and she'd just removed her pants, when Seven Dwarfs came marching in, with a merry song and dance. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Snow White just stood there speechless, and she thought she was in Heaven. She'd only come for one good shag, but now she could have seven ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Straight away she took…

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! CLASSIC!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! CLASSIC!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! CLASSIC!!!!

what have the films titanic and the others got in common? icy dead people!!!

what have the films titanic and the others got in common? icy dead people!!!

what have the films titanic and the others got in common? icy dead people!!!

what freeks you get in london!?? i am sat near my bedroom window on the ground floor only to llok out of my window and find some perfectly normal looking bloke searching through my rubbish!!! he was tipping it all out on to the ground so i went out and asked what the [censored] he thought he was doing makeing a mess in my drive way!!! and he walked off!!! FREEKS!!!!

what freeks you get in london!?? i am sat near my bedroom window on the ground floor only to llok out of my window and find some perfectly normal looking bloke searching through my rubbish!!! he was tipping it all out on to the ground so i went out and asked what the [censored] he thought he was doing makeing a mess in my drive way!!! and he walked off!!! FREEKS!!!!

what freeks you get in london!?? i am sat near my bedroom window on the ground floor only to llok out of my window and find some perfectly normal looking bloke searching through my rubbish!!! he was tipping it all out on to the ground so i went out and asked what the [censored] he thought he was doing makeing a mess in my drive way!!! and he walked off!!! FREEKS!!!!

INVASION SKY News have just announced that 10,000 Coalition Troops have entered Jordan. Initial reports indicate that she's OK, but her fanny's a bit sore.

INVASION SKY News have just announced that 10,000 Coalition Troops have entered Jordan. Initial reports indicate that she's OK, but her fanny's a bit sore.

INVASION SKY News have just announced that 10,000 Coalition Troops have entered Jordan. Initial reports indicate that she's OK, but her fanny's a bit sore.