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The Fastest Thing: An office manager was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes, he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them one question and their answer would determine who would get the job. The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?" pointing to the man on his right. The first man replied: "A thought. It pops into your head. There's no forewarning that it's on the way, it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of." "That's very good!" repl…

How the 7 Dwarfs got their names Miss Snow White was a randy cow, and desperate for a F**k. So off she went into the woods, to try and get some luck. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ She'd almost given up looking, when she saw some chimney smoke. Teh she stumbled on a cottage, and went in for a poke. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Her clothes came off in seconds, and she'd just removed her pants, when Seven Dwarfs came marching in, with a merry song and dance. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Snow White just stood there speechless, and she thought she was in Heaven. She'd only come for one good shag, but now she could have seven ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Straight away she took…

How the 7 Dwarfs got their names Miss Snow White was a randy cow, and desperate for a F**k. So off she went into the woods, to try and get some luck. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ She'd almost given up looking, when she saw some chimney smoke. Teh she stumbled on a cottage, and went in for a poke. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Her clothes came off in seconds, and she'd just removed her pants, when Seven Dwarfs came marching in, with a merry song and dance. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Snow White just stood there speechless, and she thought she was in Heaven. She'd only come for one good shag, but now she could have seven ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Straight away she took…

How the 7 Dwarfs got their names Miss Snow White was a randy cow, and desperate for a F**k. So off she went into the woods, to try and get some luck. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ She'd almost given up looking, when she saw some chimney smoke. Teh she stumbled on a cottage, and went in for a poke. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Her clothes came off in seconds, and she'd just removed her pants, when Seven Dwarfs came marching in, with a merry song and dance. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Snow White just stood there speechless, and she thought she was in Heaven. She'd only come for one good shag, but now she could have seven ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Straight away she took…

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! CLASSIC!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! CLASSIC!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! CLASSIC!!!!

what have the films titanic and the others got in common? icy dead people!!!

what have the films titanic and the others got in common? icy dead people!!!

what have the films titanic and the others got in common? icy dead people!!!

what freeks you get in london!?? i am sat near my bedroom window on the ground floor only to llok out of my window and find some perfectly normal looking bloke searching through my rubbish!!! he was tipping it all out on to the ground so i went out and asked what the [censored] he thought he was doing makeing a mess in my drive way!!! and he walked off!!! FREEKS!!!!

what freeks you get in london!?? i am sat near my bedroom window on the ground floor only to llok out of my window and find some perfectly normal looking bloke searching through my rubbish!!! he was tipping it all out on to the ground so i went out and asked what the [censored] he thought he was doing makeing a mess in my drive way!!! and he walked off!!! FREEKS!!!!

what freeks you get in london!?? i am sat near my bedroom window on the ground floor only to llok out of my window and find some perfectly normal looking bloke searching through my rubbish!!! he was tipping it all out on to the ground so i went out and asked what the [censored] he thought he was doing makeing a mess in my drive way!!! and he walked off!!! FREEKS!!!!

INVASION SKY News have just announced that 10,000 Coalition Troops have entered Jordan. Initial reports indicate that she's OK, but her fanny's a bit sore.

INVASION SKY News have just announced that 10,000 Coalition Troops have entered Jordan. Initial reports indicate that she's OK, but her fanny's a bit sore.

INVASION SKY News have just announced that 10,000 Coalition Troops have entered Jordan. Initial reports indicate that she's OK, but her fanny's a bit sore.

i thought this was quite amusing. saddam

i thought this was quite amusing. saddam

i thought this was quite amusing. saddam

Clean Water The long delayed works to connect the desalination plants of the island are almost complete. ...This should mean that it will no longer be necessary to purchase bottled drinking water... The massive project, which involved laying 30 kms of pipeline across the island, passed all the tests it was subjected to last week when the piping was put under pressure with water for the first time. In theory the new water system should be up and running by April and will deliver clean, drinkable, water to the island's taps. This should mean that it will no longer be necessary to purchase bottled drinking water - great news for clubbers!

Next Wednesday, 2pm Sonja will be cutting my hair on The Salon! God knows what I've let myself in for cause I've told them they can do what ever they want.............especially Jonathon! I'm in London next Wednesday with Gary (Nursie G) and need to know where the gay bars are from him............any suggestions?

Next Wednesday, 2pm Sonja will be cutting my hair on The Salon! God knows what I've let myself in for cause I've told them they can do what ever they want.............especially Jonathon! I'm in London next Wednesday with Gary (Nursie G) and need to know where the gay bars are from him............any suggestions?

Next Wednesday, 2pm Sonja will be cutting my hair on The Salon! God knows what I've let myself in for cause I've told them they can do what ever they want.............especially Jonathon! I'm in London next Wednesday with Gary (Nursie G) and need to know where the gay bars are from him............any suggestions?

Only one leg, or only one arm??? Hmmmmm

Only one leg, or only one arm??? Hmmmmm

Only one leg, or only one arm??? Hmmmmm

I may make it to passion

I may make it to passion

I may make it to passion

OK, I have reverted into little kiddie mode today. ICE CREAM VAN!!!!!