CTW News, Comments & Suggestions

Had to be done because the old layout was shite and un-professional. I hope you like the new layout. James ( )

Had to be done because the old layout was shite and un-professional. I hope you like the new layout. James ( )

Looking for investors to build a club with me in Ibiza by 2005. Reply to this post!!! James

I just did a CTRL + A (select all) on the page with Sarah's GCSSS meet up details, copied them to the clipboard (CTRL + C) and then pasted them into a new HTML-based Outlook email (CTRL + V) and all the graphics & text got pasted perfectly (apart from the background image) and then printed it - it looks the fecking nads!! This is also handy for people who cant get on the forum - looks nice - but make sure they can recieve HTML messages before you send them! James

This is Serious - I know half of you think I'm full of gob-shite but I really DO wanna achieve this... One (or many) ClubTheWorldMobiles roaming the UK (and then the world). All we need are members to sponser / contribute. Look - if we can get 50 members paying like 10 each a month we could easily hire a real cool CTWMobile. Creamy and I can then drive it around the UK and those 50 will get at least 1 trip a month. That cant be bad can it ? £10 a month ? Or pehaps £5 a month ? Kev and I have also 'toyed' with the idea of a CTW Account where we both pile in £50 a month or so for any CTW trips - then its just there when we need it - automatically com…

Hiya hun I have a wicked idea for something, not sure if you are picking up your private messages, so can you please mail me ?

I've added a hack which gives further information on who's online and where they are. You can get to this by clicking on the 'ClubTheWorld.uk - Discussion Forums Recent Clubbers: ' link on the main page (just before the names are shown. ( Click Here ) When there you can see things such as the visitor record (Our visitor record is 50, set on 18 June 2002 17:11.), the most popular forums, the most popular subjects, and which members have access which topics ordered by date (not sure if only I / moderators can see this ?) For example I can see right now that Fish has just looked at 'Topic: ClubTheWorld Members by Location' in the News forum - she accessed this…

I've added a hack which gives further information on who's online and where they are. You can get to this by clicking on the 'ClubTheWorld.uk - Discussion Forums Recent Clubbers: ' link on the main page (just before the names are shown. ( Click Here ) When there you can see things such as the visitor record (Our visitor record is 50, set on 18 June 2002 17:11.), the most popular forums, the most popular subjects, and which members have access which topics ordered by date (not sure if only I / moderators can see this ?) For example I can see right now that Fish has just looked at 'Topic: ClubTheWorld Members by Location' in the News forum - she accessed this…

code: (LONDON) 63 (LIVERPOOL) 23 (BRIGHTON) 7 (LEEDS) 7 (UK) 7 (BEXLEYHEATH) 6 (MANCHESTER) 6 (ELTHAM) 5 (WELLING) 5 (KENT) 4 (WIRRAL) …

code: (LONDON) 63 (LIVERPOOL) 23 (BRIGHTON) 7 (LEEDS) 7 (UK) 7 (BEXLEYHEATH) 6 (MANCHESTER) 6 (ELTHAM) 5 (WELLING) 5 (KENT) 4 (WIRRAL) …

A few months ago, we though cream were going to go down the same road as Gatecrasher, by going monthly, however Cream have hit back at recent claims that suggested the club was “floundering”, reporting to the contrary that the club’s overall activities remain “brilliant”. However, Iain Hoskins from Cream did confirm that their Liverpool flagship is currently going through a tough time. “The club is going through a few changes at the moment and we are taking Cream to a smaller more manageable size; with that we can hopefully have a more sure music policy and a more regular more returning crowd,” he said. “Attendances are up and down and are largely based on availability…

A few months ago, we though cream were going to go down the same road as Gatecrasher, by going monthly, however Cream have hit back at recent claims that suggested the club was “floundering”, reporting to the contrary that the club’s overall activities remain “brilliant”. However, Iain Hoskins from Cream did confirm that their Liverpool flagship is currently going through a tough time. “The club is going through a few changes at the moment and we are taking Cream to a smaller more manageable size; with that we can hopefully have a more sure music policy and a more regular more returning crowd,” he said. “Attendances are up and down and are largely based on availability…

Look guys, there are so many fecking topics (like 60 a day) these days that I just cant keep up and read them all. Apologies if I'm ignoring you - I'm not honest - best thing to do is email me or PM me (although this keeps filling up!!) James

1) James wants to know urgently if you are deffo going Fairies next sunday night (not this sunday, next) 2) "Kissing The Arse of The Nation" (cant stop laughing) JiZBucket

Bombshell! Prepare yourselves people, I have some devasting news that going to rip out the hearts of some of you! News just in at Creamy Towers suggests that Teletubbies is about to be axed by the British Broadcasting Corporation! The cast which include Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa Laa Po, Nuu Nuu the hoover and The Baby Sun are said to be devasted by the news! Spokesman for Tinky Winky said earlier today "ooh eh la li naa naa plo plo gaa gaa gaa blah jio"! Official translator for the Teletubbies confirmed this by saying "They are very upset by the news of this"! Tinky Winky is said to have been offered 600 Tubby Toasts per year to star in his own show called 'Tin…

Bombshell! Prepare yourselves people, I have some devasting news that going to rip out the hearts of some of you! News just in at Creamy Towers suggests that Teletubbies is about to be axed by the British Broadcasting Corporation! The cast which include Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa Laa Po, Nuu Nuu the hoover and The Baby Sun are said to be devasted by the news! Spokesman for Tinky Winky said earlier today "ooh eh la li naa naa plo plo gaa gaa gaa blah jio"! Official translator for the Teletubbies confirmed this by saying "They are very upset by the news of this"! Tinky Winky is said to have been offered 600 Tubby Toasts per year to star in his own show called 'Tin…

Any chance of some CTW cards in time for GC this weekend? Would be a great opportunity to give them out!

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code: CreamyC 2204 posts James 1362 posts DuMonde Raver 706 posts soph 702 posts Tara2001 537 posts Beaker 358 posts HouseWhore 333 posts A J French 294 posts signum 283 posts Lia . B 244 posts SarahPvc 212 posts LibbyVanDyke 198 posts matthew 190 posts ELSxBELLS 183 posts scouseladuk 182 posts Robin 172 posts Dinger 166 posts FredThe Baddie 144 posts Fish 139 posts nice1bruvva 125 posts Magic 124 posts One Smart Monkey 124 posts Ikon 110 posts garlandsboi 102 posts[/code][/indent] May you, and the new members be…

Due to data transfer running out the site was down for a few hours. Apologies, we wont have this issue with the new hosts. James

Due to data transfer running out the site was down for a few hours. Apologies, we wont have this issue with the new hosts. James

I just spotted James' first post on KlubUniverse... Posted: 26/11/2001 11:02:49 Posted By: Jizzer Subject: Want Clubbers & Musicians Message: I'm seriously getting fed up with my mates from years back as they all appear to have 'grown out' of clubbing (can you believe it ?!!). Music and Clubbing is a MAJOR part of my life, in fact I live & work to club. I will never grow out of it as my music tastes have always appeared to go with the current trends. I am currently working on several dance tracks (mostly 'trancy') and I'm also looking for a colleague/mate to get involved in the process - hopefully you will have other keyboards / …

Members section updated with 3 pics from that cutie LibbyVanDyk(e) ... www.clubtheworld.uk/photos/Members James

Suggestions here please...

Suggestions here please...

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code: 'C' *iKkLe GeMz* 666 A J French Aky Alan Ali Wilson Amie Angela Asit AussieCam BESTY BIGSTEF Beaker Becky Bell BigMuff Bottle Of Water Bunnykins230 C@PPY Cabby King Canadian Club Kid Canadianbadass Captain_Mong Carla Ceaser Chedda Chris Chris Retro Claire Clara Coppa CrashinCarey CreamyC DANNYGILBERT DJ Tiesto DJ_K3ITH DJ_Sweet DPS Daddy Dakers DallasMac Dan Dancing Diva Danial James Hurford Danni Danny DannyGee Dave Dave The Legend Dave_Logic Diggler Dinger Dr-Gonzo DuDu DuMonde Raver DuMonde_Ravers_Girl Dutch Delight ELSxBELLS ERICK Fenian Feral Cat Fish Fred The Baddie GQ Gabika Gaz&Sarah Gem…

White / beige elliptical pills bearing Superman logos “probably contain PMA”, according to the latest pill testing information from Holland. PMA is the most dangerous adulterant that turns up in pills sold as ecstasy and has been linked with several deaths in Australia and the USA. Harm reduction information specialist Ciaran O’Hagan issued the new warning about the oval shaped pills, which are 8.1mm in diameter.

White / beige elliptical pills bearing Superman logos “probably contain PMA”, according to the latest pill testing information from Holland. PMA is the most dangerous adulterant that turns up in pills sold as ecstasy and has been linked with several deaths in Australia and the USA. Harm reduction information specialist Ciaran O’Hagan issued the new warning about the oval shaped pills, which are 8.1mm in diameter.

A quality girl requiring an official CTW title. Which area are you from ELS ? Suggestions for title and respects to ELS here please. James