Welcome New Members !

hello boys and girls are you sitting comfortably? then i'll begin.... once upon a time, when summer holidays lasted forever and the days were always sunny, there lived a man called stryker. he was a very nice man who loved to work hard and play harder. during the day he worked as a mild mannered internet programmer, but by night he could either be found in the darkest corner of a nightclub or would be locked in his room working on his plan to become president of the world. being known as quasimodos ugly brother never got him down and he made friends wherever he went. then one day he discovered clubtheworld.uk..... to be continued sx

hello boys and girls are you sitting comfortably? then i'll begin.... once upon a time, when summer holidays lasted forever and the days were always sunny, there lived a man called stryker. he was a very nice man who loved to work hard and play harder. during the day he worked as a mild mannered internet programmer, but by night he could either be found in the darkest corner of a nightclub or would be locked in his room working on his plan to become president of the world. being known as quasimodos ugly brother never got him down and he made friends wherever he went. then one day he discovered clubtheworld.uk..... to be continued sx

Hiya! Noticed you hadn't got the nerve up to post yet so I thought I'd extend a warm welcome to you! Glad you thought us worthy of your presence! If you take a seat, shortly there'll be a quick safety video, and a brief history of ClubTheWorld, with the opportunity of a question and answer session at the end! Can I take your order whilst you get comfortable?

Hiya! Noticed you hadn't got the nerve up to post yet so I thought I'd extend a warm welcome to you! Glad you thought us worthy of your presence! If you take a seat, shortly there'll be a quick safety video, and a brief history of ClubTheWorld, with the opportunity of a question and answer session at the end! Can I take your order whilst you get comfortable?

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Hello everybody, i'm new too but i sort of already know scouseladuk from Garlands.I'm a devastated regular. Society just isn't the same i'm afraid.

Hello everybody, i'm new too but i sort of already know scouseladuk from Garlands.I'm a devastated regular. Society just isn't the same i'm afraid.

Is there anyone out there who knows what the tune is that Jules is playing on the radio 1 advert on TV? Cos i aint got a bloody Qlue what it is. keep on gurning!

Is there anyone out there who knows what the tune is that Jules is playing on the radio 1 advert on TV? Cos i aint got a bloody Qlue what it is. keep on gurning!

Hiya guys... forgot to say hi to everyone when I registered... already said hi to all you guys I met at Tidy London 2 last saturday, but big hello to everyone else too!! Chris xxx

Hiya guys... forgot to say hi to everyone when I registered... already said hi to all you guys I met at Tidy London 2 last saturday, but big hello to everyone else too!! Chris xxx

God, you go away for a wee while and you come back and you feel like a newbie as loadsa folk have joined Hope everyone is doing well and hello to all the new folk! Dondo X

God, you go away for a wee while and you come back and you feel like a newbie as loadsa folk have joined Hope everyone is doing well and hello to all the new folk! Dondo X

Hi everyone. Just got in from London where i met up with a load of you for a drink on your way to Tidy @ SE1 - hope you all had a great time there. I said i'd sign up for this when i got home, so here i am. Was nice meeting you all - hopefully i'll make it to a night out soon ... could be quite amusing. Take care all Nick

Hi everyone. Just got in from London where i met up with a load of you for a drink on your way to Tidy @ SE1 - hope you all had a great time there. I said i'd sign up for this when i got home, so here i am. Was nice meeting you all - hopefully i'll make it to a night out soon ... could be quite amusing. Take care all Nick

Hi all To save me introducing myself cos im lazy, check out this link, of copy n paste it into ur browser. NB: Its not porn or anything daft so dont bother if thats wot y want y horny devil http://members.msn.com/default.msnw?mpp=4263~3AAAAANAACC*gS25JatZbNpzkj!3qa8wpkburCKGXoLL1fyJsGd1FFvA$$~3AAAAAOAAEvQ0c!DG8abOZycMlOP0DNaan3j*9GXxlYss$ C y soon mabey, feel free 2 get in touch LushMickey (currently smashed)

Hi all To save me introducing myself cos im lazy, check out this link, of copy n paste it into ur browser. NB: Its not porn or anything daft so dont bother if thats wot y want y horny devil http://members.msn.com/default.msnw?mpp=4263~3AAAAANAACC*gS25JatZbNpzkj!3qa8wpkburCKGXoLL1fyJsGd1FFvA$$~3AAAAAOAAEvQ0c!DG8abOZycMlOP0DNaan3j*9GXxlYss$ C y soon mabey, feel free 2 get in touch LushMickey (currently smashed)

As much as I h8 these cheesy intro thingies..thought I'd better follow suit and say 'hello' to all n everyone.... so there its done! Phew! *scuttles away quickly blushing in embarrassment*

As much as I h8 these cheesy intro thingies..thought I'd better follow suit and say 'hello' to all n everyone.... so there its done! Phew! *scuttles away quickly blushing in embarrassment*

Hey guys, its Andy. I finally got round to joining. Some of you may remember me from GKGG... I knew Oddball (Iain) already. James, Dave, Kev, Sarah, Mike, Claire and ithers I remeber meeting you, I think. Face your fears, live your dreams.

Hey guys, its Andy. I finally got round to joining. Some of you may remember me from GKGG... I knew Oddball (Iain) already. James, Dave, Kev, Sarah, Mike, Claire and ithers I remeber meeting you, I think. Face your fears, live your dreams.

Hi, I was having a bit of a break from clubbing. But then I thought, what do I want to do that for?

Hi, I was having a bit of a break from clubbing. But then I thought, what do I want to do that for?

hello mate - welcome

hello mate - welcome

Well after Elsxbells and Bunnkykins giving the hard sell to me about this site I've finally managed to get some time away from work to get on here. Seems good site and Els and Tasha are always raving on about it and enjoying the meet ups so guess CTW must be doing something good here. I'm originally from the Midlands, now living in London, 29 yrs old and love my clubbing weekends. Think I've met a few others of you before (last Tidy Trax at SE1) and no doubt will meet up with a few more of you at Tidy this Saturday. Look forward to some good banter and laughs with you all.

Well after Elsxbells and Bunnkykins giving the hard sell to me about this site I've finally managed to get some time away from work to get on here. Seems good site and Els and Tasha are always raving on about it and enjoying the meet ups so guess CTW must be doing something good here. I'm originally from the Midlands, now living in London, 29 yrs old and love my clubbing weekends. Think I've met a few others of you before (last Tidy Trax at SE1) and no doubt will meet up with a few more of you at Tidy this Saturday. Look forward to some good banter and laughs with you all.

Oi, naaaw listen ere, i amm a boouuuuncer and I wont be 'aving any traaaable ere rioght? Oi, you lookin at me are ya?

Oi, naaaw listen ere, i amm a boouuuuncer and I wont be 'aving any traaaable ere rioght? Oi, you lookin at me are ya?