3 word story post

A little pidgeon called Cock Slap though to himself i want to try and spank my monkey in a large smelly hairy bat cave that was wet. He started to smell something funny like poo or a fat turd creeping out of his brothers infested arsehole, but still he insisted on sticking his tongue inside the infected flange froth hole. His cramped arse tightened even more when he discovered the size of the enormous growler bat's penis head. The nearby badger was getting off his head, snorting salt and sugar, drinking chav juice