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Posted December 15, 200420 yr

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Two newly weds turn up at a hotel and ask for the honeymoon suite. The receptionist asks "do you have reservations ?" The bride replies "Yes, I want to take it up the arse !"

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December 15, 200420 yr

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Why did the Monkey fall out of the tree ?

Cos it was dead

Why did the 2nd Monkey fall out of the tree ?

Cos it was stapled to the first one

Why did the 3rd Monkey call out of the tree ?

Cos it thought it was a game

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What's white and sits in a tree ?

A fridge

What's red and sits in a tree ?

A red fridge

What's tartan and sits in a tree ?

Rupert the Fridge

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December 15, 200420 yr

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SHUT THE FUCK UP

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December 15, 200420 yr

lol.

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How does an elephant get up a tree?

Sits on a acorn and waits til spring.

How does an elephant get out of a tree?

Sits on a leaf and waits til autumn.

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