Ello ello !

 

Did you get a phone call off me today ? My mobile was in my pocket when I went out today and it happened to unlock itself and call a few peopel in my phone book (AGAIN). Not sure if it rung your end but it was connecting when I looked at the screen before I hit disconnect ..

No you didnt get through to me hun.

 

You probably never locked your phone did you? typical woman!

Typical woman my arse !

your arse is a woman?

Yes. A fit one.

thats a lot of arse!

it must be a very small woman then!

 

cos if your arse is a woman then it would have to be a woman like thumbelina, but then again thumbelina doesnt actually exist which brings us to the conclusion that your arse isnt real! hmmm

Haha getting logical are we Bushy eh !?

 

It is all very real I assure you ! Pinch it .. go on

ooh no i coudnt................. oh go on then **pinch**

 

 

 

Check out the guy on the right ! Where are these parties held ?

shaney's on a tuesday night!

 

Raunchy !

shaney tuesday just gone!

 

 

Has he nocked the wall back in the front room then ?

 

Dirty bastards. Where was my invite ?