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bin liner!

Posted February 21, 200421 yr

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bin liner goes to the docs complaining its not feeling to well, after some tests the doctor says "i'm afraid i've got some bad news, you're HIV+"

"HIV+?" says the bin liner "how can that be?, i'm only a bin liner"

"i think your mother was a carrier" comes the reply

Techno, Techno, Techno

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February 21, 200421 yr

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i don't kno whether 2 laugh or cry

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February 21, 200421 yr

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brought a smile to my face

I was going to post a gag about flagellation, necrophilia and bestiality but it's just flogging a dead horse.

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February 21, 200421 yr

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February 21, 200421 yr

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it one of those jokes that's so bad it's good!

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