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Joke.

Posted January 20, 200520 yr

CTW Members

New pussy wash for women. It's made of Marijuana, Anti Perspirant and Kentuky Fried Chicken. It leaves your fanny high, dry, and finger licking good.

:tryhard: ClubTheWorld.com's OFFICIAL Events Reviewer

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January 20, 200520 yr

CTW DJs

*Tumbleweed moment*

LiamStyles
Bet you look good on the dancefloor
*LiamStyles - mixes on rotation*
Current mix "No Concept Of Time" CLICK HERE

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January 20, 200520 yr

Wait untill tomorrow Liam when there are LOADS of people on line. This thread will hit the jackpot.

^better joke there eh

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January 20, 200520 yr

CTW Moderators

was quite funny actually

🎧20,000 Hardcore members, I say the future is ours🎧

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January 20, 200520 yr

You will laugh at anything though, Dani

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January 20, 200520 yr

CTW Moderators

no i dont actually i dont find hardly any of the comedys these days remotely funny

🎧20,000 Hardcore members, I say the future is ours🎧

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January 20, 200520 yr

lol im just messing

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January 20, 200520 yr

CTW Moderators

🎧20,000 Hardcore members, I say the future is ours🎧

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January 20, 200520 yr

CTW Members

I have to say I chuckled.

My teenage daughter has been kidnapped, and the people I work with may be involved in both.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer and this is the longest day of my life...

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January 20, 200520 yr

NICE

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January 20, 200520 yr

CTW Members

I would tell a joke, but mine usually offend people.

My teenage daughter has been kidnapped, and the people I work with may be involved in both.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer and this is the longest day of my life...

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January 20, 200520 yr

CTW DJs

even better, go ahead man

LiamStyles
Bet you look good on the dancefloor
*LiamStyles - mixes on rotation*
Current mix "No Concept Of Time" CLICK HERE

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January 20, 200520 yr

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January 20, 200520 yr

CTW Members

Sri Lanka have put out an appeal for bottles of Fairy Liquid.

Apparently there's a lot of people washing up on the beaches.

My teenage daughter has been kidnapped, and the people I work with may be involved in both.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer and this is the longest day of my life...

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January 20, 200520 yr

CTW DJs

oooooooooooooo, borderline

LiamStyles
Bet you look good on the dancefloor
*LiamStyles - mixes on rotation*
Current mix "No Concept Of Time" CLICK HERE

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