Joke.

January 20, 200520 yr

CTW Members

You were warned.

My teenage daughter has been kidnapped, and the people I work with may be involved in both.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer and this is the longest day of my life...

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January 20, 200520 yr

CTW DJs

nah, i dont get offended. Just know thats borderline for most. you may get hounded off the site now lol

LiamStyles
Bet you look good on the dancefloor
*LiamStyles - mixes on rotation*
Current mix "No Concept Of Time" CLICK HERE

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January 20, 200520 yr

CTW Members

I'll say my goodbyes now then.

My teenage daughter has been kidnapped, and the people I work with may be involved in both.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer and this is the longest day of my life...

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January 20, 200520 yr

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January 20, 200520 yr

CTW Members

*Packs his bags*

My teenage daughter has been kidnapped, and the people I work with may be involved in both.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer and this is the longest day of my life...

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January 20, 200520 yr

CTW DJs

Tresh man, u up for some chalet shennanigans at tidy like last march??

LiamStyles
Bet you look good on the dancefloor
*LiamStyles - mixes on rotation*
Current mix "No Concept Of Time" CLICK HERE

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January 20, 200520 yr

CTW Members

Don't think so.

I intend to be wrapped up in bed by midnight with a cup of cocoa.

My teenage daughter has been kidnapped, and the people I work with may be involved in both.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer and this is the longest day of my life...

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January 20, 200520 yr

CTW DJs

oh well

LiamStyles
Bet you look good on the dancefloor
*LiamStyles - mixes on rotation*
Current mix "No Concept Of Time" CLICK HERE

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January 20, 200520 yr

CTW Members

Do remember though that the path to hell is paved with good intentions.

My teenage daughter has been kidnapped, and the people I work with may be involved in both.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer and this is the longest day of my life...

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Phil rr

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Favourite Clubs & Events:
EQ Warehouse, SE1, The Fridge, someones-house afterparties
Favourite DJs & Producers:
PVD, K90, Yoji Biomehanika. Armin, Halliwell, Nu-NRG. Phil Reynolds, BK, Ilogik, Tidy Boys. Deep Dish, Layo & Bushwacka, Lawler, Digweed. Group 185, Kevin Energy, Fabry. :)

January 20, 200520 yr

CTW Members

i don't understand

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January 20, 200520 yr

CTW Members

Nothing new there then.

My teenage daughter has been kidnapped, and the people I work with may be involved in both.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer and this is the longest day of my life...

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