> A wealthy hospital benefactor was visiting the local

> hospital, when during her tour of floors, she passed a room where a male

> patient was masturbating. "Oh my GOD!" said the woman.

> "That's disgraceful. Why is he doing that?"

> "The doctor that was leading the tour explained, "I am

> sorry, but this man has a very serious condition where the

> testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five

> times a day, they'll explode and he will die within minutes."

> "Oh, that's terrible," said the woman.

> In the very next room they could see that a female nurse was

> performing oral sex on a different male patient. "OH my

> GOD!" said the woman, "How can that be justified?!?"

> The doctor replied, "Same illness, better health plan."

 

LMAO.....classic.