>>> >A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, I

>>> >clocked

>>> > you at 80 miles per hour, sir."

>>> >

>>> >

>>> >

>>> > The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60,

>>> > perhaps

>>> > your radar gun needs calibrating."

>>> >

>>> > Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly

>>> > dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."

>>> >

>>> > As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his

>>> > wife

>>> > and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once? The wife

>>> > smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector

>>> > went off when it did."

>>> >

>>> >

>>> >

>>> > As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar

>>> > detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched

>>> > teeth, "Darn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"

>>> >

>>> > The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing

>>> > your

>>> > seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine." The driver says, "Yeah,

>>> > well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me

>>> > over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket."

>>> >

>>> >

>>> >

>>> > The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have

>>> > your

>>> > seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving." And

>>> > as

>>> > the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to

>>> > his wife and barks,

>>> >

>>> > "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??"

>>> >

>>> >

>>> >

>>> > The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband

>>> > always

>>> > talk to you this way, Ma'am?"

>>> >

>>> >

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>>> >

>>> >

>>> > I love this part....

>>> >

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>>> >

>>> > "Only when he's been drinking."

 

LMAO....BRILLIANT....

ya can just picture it cant ya

Female...dropping her hubby in the shit...DEFINITELY.

Female...dropping her hubby in the shit...DEFINITELY.

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Sounds like something my ex-wife would do to me....if I could drive.

Typical womans trick

thats quality!