Follow the instructions to find your new name.

The following is an excerpt from a children's book:

"Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopy Pants"

by Dave Pilkey.........

The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names.

 

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your

new first name:

 

a = poopsie

b = lumpy

c = buttercup

d = gidget

e = crusty

f = greasy

g = fluffy

h = cheeseball

i = chim-chim

j = stinky

k = flunky

l = boobie

m = pinky

n = zippy

o = goober

p = doofus

q = slimy

r = loopy

s =snotty

t = tootie

u = dorkey

v = squeezit

w = oprah

x = skipper

y = dinky

z =zsa-zsa

 

Use the second letter of your surname to determine the first half

of your new last name:

 

a = apple

b = toilet

c = giggle

d = burger

e = girdle

f = barf

g = lizard

h = waffle

i = cootie

j = monkey

k = potty

l = liver

m = banana

n = rhino

o = bubble

p = hamster

q = toad

r = gizzard

s = pizza

t = gerbil

u = chicken

v = pickle

w = chuckle

x = tofu

y = gorilla

z = stinker

 

Use the fourth letter of your surname to determine

the second half of your new last name:

 

a = head

b = mouth

c = face

d = nose

e = tush

f = breath

g = pants

h = shorts

i = lips

j = honker

k = butt

l = brain

m = tushie

n = chunks

o = hiney

p = biscuits

q = toes

r = buns

s = fanny

t = sniffer

u = sprinkles

v = kisser

w = squirt

x = humperdinck

y = brains

z = juice

 

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.

 

.... use your new name as the subject.

And remember, children laugh an average of 146 times a day.....

adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.........

Put more laughter in your life!!!

 

 

im zippy bubble sniffer

Dorky Bubblechunks

Im - Chim-Chim Bubbletush

 

Heh!

Buttercup Girdle-Butt