> A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning.

>

> The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed

> directly towards a group of men playing the next hole.

>

> Indeed, the ball hit one of the men and he immediately clasped his hands

> together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in

> evident agony.

>

> The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She

> explained: "I'm a physical therapist. Please allow me to help. I know I

> could relieve your pain if you'd allow me."

>

> "Ummph, oooh, nooo, I'll be alright.....I'll be fine in a few minutes", he

> replied breathlessly as he remained in the foetal position still clasping

> his hands together at his crotch.

>

> But she felt so guilty that she continued to insist on helping him.

>

> The man finally relented: "Well, if you really think it would do some

> good....."

>

> She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side; she loosened his

> pants, and she put her hands inside and began to massage him.

>

> She then asked him: "How does that feel?"

>

> To which he replied: "Bloody brilliant, but my thumb still hurts like

> hell."

 

Thats just plain RUDE Mr Shane.

 

 

I like it.

ha! lol thats a goodun!!