10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he

knows where the anti-depressants are located.

 

13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and

assume the fetal position and scream "NO!...It's those voices again!!!"

 

these two remind of when i got back to my car once to find a traffic warden giving me a ticket,soon as i explained i had got back to my car in time,but the voices insisted i go back to buy more knives,he cancelled the ticket and went on his way.

 

cant wait to try out number 12 and hide in a clothes rail,sounds fun

 

 

 

Ha Ha thats class if i see a traffic warden i just jumop in the car n drive before they get it on my car

 

think ppl shd vid cam themselves doin these things

ooo lucky git

 

 

YEAH I THINK SO IF NOT POP TOIKEA N DO IT

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is it wrong that i actualy did that in ikea last week

u deffo r trouble then lol

i would like to add, i am not a bad boy when it comes to shopping

depending on what we're shoppin for though... know what i mean lads!?

 

im a very good boy when i go to buy stuff for me... stuff i wanna buy and that includes if its for someone else too... but if im dragged around the likes of foooooking debenhams >> canny help it! i hate it! and them shops are allways so HOT

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i really dont get how anyone can go through life not loving shopping its sooooooooo nice when you blow stupid amounts of money on stuff

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRECORDS!

SSHHHOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

id sooner buy £50 worth of records than some shoes... see i can hold out until a birthday or so when i'll get given a new pair of shoes from my mum or nan...

HOW MANY PAIRS OF SHOES DO U OWN BTW

 

ALL THE BLOKES IN MY OFFICE OWN NO MORE THAN WELL I THINK THE MOST WAS 4 PAIRS HOW DO U LIVE WITH JUST 4 PAIRS OF SHOES

easy hen... i have uh 2 pairs...? got a whole load of old shoes in there too like....

 

i got my Converse All Star shoes... and my normal smart shoes for special occasions hehe

 

i also wear hiking boots if needs be (for hiking them mountains ya know)

 

and i wear these white reebok basketball shoes which are my brothers.... hehe

 

so i guess thats 2 n a half... cos the basketball shoes are my brothers... so yeh 2 pair that i wear all the time n i dont ever wear the hiking boots so they r counted out. why do u need more than 4 pairs of shoes? thats quite a lot i think

DIFF COLOURS FOR DIFF OUTFITS DIFF HEEL HEIGHTS DEPENDING ON WHERE UR GOING N HOW TARTY U WANNA LOOK OR IF U NEED TO BE COMFY AND THEN UR FEW PAIRS OF SPECIAL STUPIDLY EXPENSIVE SPECIAL OCCASION SHOES THAT CRIPPLE YOU BUT WERE SO BEAUTIFUL U HAD TO BUY THEM AND WORK SHOES AND TRAINERS

u deffo r trouble then lol

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who mw trouble, Never

 

im a good little girly

well i dont think theres so much of a need tho for that many pairs lol