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im down at the police station, stopped for drink driving. urine sample came out positive so i nicked the sample. they are now charging me with taking the piss

 

 

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a mouse found a viagra pill on the ground and promptly ate it. ten minutes later he was strutting around shouting wheres the fukking pussy now !!!

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ugly bird in a bar says 'if u can guess my weight u can shag me' so he says, 'about 93stone u fat cunt' she says 'thats close enough u lucky bastard'

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haha

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penis says to his two balls, i will take you out tonight to a great party, two balls reply, no u fukking liar, u always get in and leave us out !

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a mouse found a viagra pill on the ground and promptly ate it. ten minutes later he was strutting around shouting wheres the fukking pussy now !!!

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