> Martin wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces

> himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of

> aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees

his

> clothing in

> front of him, all clean and pressed. Martin looks around the room and

sees

> that it

> is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He

> takes

> the aspirins and notices a note on the table.

> "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love

You!"

> So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and

> the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Martin asks,

> "Son, what happened last night?"

> His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.

> Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye

> when you stumbled into the door."

> Confused, Martin asks, "So,why is everything in order and so clean, and

> breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" His son replies, "Oh, that!

> Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and When she tried to take your pants

off,

>

> you said, "Get your hands off me,bitch! I'm married!"

>

> Moral of the Story

> Self-induced hangover -- $100.00

> Broken furniture -- $2,000.00

> Breakfast -- $10.00

> Saying The Right Thing to your wife when you are Drunk --

> PRICELESS!

 

HAHA CLASS

lol very good