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do the following:

 

 

1. Have sex on National Tv

 

2. Eat your own vomit

 

3. Eat someone elses vomit

 

4. Do same sex sex (ie men go gay women go lesbian gays go straight)

 

5. Have sex with an animal

 

6. Have sex with an old person (over 70)

 

7. Eat poo

 

8. watch your parents have sex

 

9. Sell a kidney

 

 

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Minx
n. A girl who really likes sex, usually the kinky kind.

1. my d**k is soo small you could not even see it so , free

 

all the otheres , yuk , so all the money in the world wouldn't do it

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ahhh thats weak lol

Minx
n. A girl who really likes sex, usually the kinky kind.

5. some of the girls I'v been with are animals

9. may consider it as long as I'v got 2 good ones

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do the following:

 

 

1. Have sex on National Tv

 

2. Eat your own vomit

 

3. Eat someone elses vomit

 

4. Do same sex sex (ie men go gay women go lesbian gays go straight)

 

5. Have sex with an animal

 

6. Have sex with an old person (over 70)

 

7. Eat poo

 

8. watch your parents have sex

 

9. Sell a kidney

 

10. be a suicide bomber

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1. not a lot, but if they want to pay me lots they can grin.gif

2. never

3. never

4. never

5. never

6. never

7. never

8. £10000

9. £500000

10. noone should ever be convinced to be a suicide bomber, especially for money, and especially in the name of religion. very sick idea

I was going to post a gag about flagellation, necrophilia and bestiality but it's just flogging a dead horse.

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lol i hope by that u mean animal in bed and not old dogs

 

right suppose id better have a think

 

1. Have sex on National Tv - If my nan was dead then prob £10,000 wld b the minimum but i cldnt face my nan seeing it so until then i wldnt

 

2. Eat your own vomit - ummmmm depends how skint i was prob £500

 

3. Eat someone elses vomit - i wldnt

 

4. Do same sex sex (ie men go gay women go lesbian gays go straight) buy me a couple of drinks lol

 

5. Have sex with an animal

i wldnt

6. Have sex with an old person (over 70)

ummm id do hugh hefner if i cld live as a playmate for ever failing that ummm a million and hed have to b about to croak it

7. Eat poo

never for no money in the world

8. watch your parents have sex

haha quality entertainment i really dnt think my parents had a very good sex life so i reckon itd b hillarious although due to mental scarring poss caused i reckon itd cost £10,000

9. Sell a kidney

whats the going rate????????? i reckon about enough to buy a house

10. be a suicide bomber

fcuk that

Minx
n. A girl who really likes sex, usually the kinky kind.

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Everything has its price except being a suicide bomber, that would be pointless wouldn't it.

Edited by Tresh

My teenage daughter has been kidnapped, and the people I work with may be involved in both.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer and this is the longest day of my life...

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yeah think i mite change the last one tbh seems a bit tasteless now

Minx
n. A girl who really likes sex, usually the kinky kind.

Yer thats a point . why be a bomber when you cant spend the cash

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MM DIDNT THINK OF THAT DID I LOL BLONDE

Minx
n. A girl who really likes sex, usually the kinky kind.

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It's agood job I'm here.

My teenage daughter has been kidnapped, and the people I work with may be involved in both.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer and this is the longest day of my life...

If the money went to your family or someone you throb.gif that would be what it would be suitable

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YEAH BUT I DNT THINK ID DIE FOR ANYONE IN MY FAMILY WELL I DUNNO ACTUALLY GOD THATS A HARD ONE TOP THINK ABOUT

Minx
n. A girl who really likes sex, usually the kinky kind.

& you got to hate something\someone enough

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I DNT THINK I CLD EVER HATE ANYTHING THAT MUCH

Minx
n. A girl who really likes sex, usually the kinky kind.

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