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> >>Customer: Worcester sauce crisps please

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> >>Shopkeeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare.

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> >>Customer: Oh right, Chinese Chicken Wings?

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> >>Shopkeeper: Ah that's the same , Cancer scare

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> >>Customer: Hamburger Relish?

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> >>Shopkeeper: Cancer scare

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> >>Customer: Sausage and Mash?

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> >>Shopkeeper: Cancer scare

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> >>Customer: Cottage Pie?

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> >>Shopkeeper: Yes, ...no wait, Cancer scare.

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> >>Customer: So they're all off the shelves because of a Cancer scare?

> >>

> >>Shopkeeper: Yes

> >>

> >>Customer: (sigh) Just give me a packet of fags then.

> >>

> >>Shopkeeper: Certainly. £4.50 please

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it's funny cos it's true

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yeah that is right, thats something to think about isnt it.

funny like but it plays a true point in the stupidity of our country and its government lol

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nice avatar photo btw

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thanx

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