1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. > >

 

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. > >

 

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. > >

 

4. Put your wastepaper bin on your desk and label it "in." > >

 

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. > >

 

6. In the memo field of all your cheques, write "for intimate favors." > >

 

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy." > >

 

8. Don't use any punctuation marks. > >

 

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. > >

 

10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer. > >

 

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." > >

 

12. Sing along at the opera. > >

 

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. > >

 

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle > sounds all day. > >

 

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party > because you're not in the mood. > >

 

16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim. > >

 

17. When money comes out of the ATM, scream, "I won! I won! Third time > this week!!!" > >

 

18. When leaving the zoo, start running toward the parking lot yelling, > "run for your lives, they're loose!" > >

 

19. Tell your children over dinner, "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." > >

HEARD THEM BEFORE BUT STILL GOOD

I already do some of those.

i do some of them tooo

y are there 19?

i cant be bothered readin them lol

Because there isn't 18 neither are there 20

 

 

y are there 19?

i cant be bothered readin them lol

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Silly question!!

 

Why can't you be bothered reading but you can be bothered to reply?

 

Beats me.

ha ha i like the hairdryer one best