CAN I HAVE SOME FUNNY STORIES JOKES THINGS TO CHEER ME UP IN HERE PLEASE AS SINCE SATURDAY MY HAPPY LITTLE LIFE SEEMS TO BE TURNING TO SHIT - GREAT ISNT IT

 

FCKIN HATE WORK - HATE SITUATIONS WHERE YOU CANT DO ANYTHING TO MAKE IT BETTER FOR PPL CLOSE TO YOU WHEN THEYRE HURTING - HATE HAVING TOWORRY ABOUT THE CONSEQUENCES OF OTHER PPLS ACTIONS THAT YOU CANT CONTROL

 

WHY CAN LIFE BE SUCH A BITCH SOMETIMES

 

 

cos itys life and it has its ups and downs but will never be all rosey and happy

 

know how ya feeling i cant even go to my uncles funeral as cant get there so im cursing atm and broad band is bein a cock sucker too

 

got no jokes but have got 2 short erotic stories that someone sent me

sumones way to cheer me up saturday

POST THEM THEN

 

JUST FEL SO CRAP AND DNT THINK THERES FCUK ALL I CAN DO ABOUT IT SO MAY BE JOB HUNTING AGAIN - ALTHOUGH TBH MIGHT BE THE KICK UP THE ARSE I NEED TO GET A JOB I ENJOY MORE

cant post them as someone else wrote them, dont post them no where and il pm them to u

GOT EM READ EM WHEN I GET HOME CHEERS

still got 1 more to send lol hold on haha

 

 

haha who sent u those

what have a pelican an ostritch and the inland revenue got in common?

looks like ya joke has gone down hill dude, go on then ill ask.........WHAT?

talking of ostrich went to knowsley safari park today with uni and some madass ostrich attacked the minibus.

 

was class going through the baboons as well. we lost 1 windscreen wiper completely and they bent the other, plus they snapped the aerial off and pulled loads of random bits of rubber of it as well. no-one cared like though because it was a uni minibus!

 

would definately recommend it, just not in your own car!

u werent that far from me then

where you live???

i was in cage 6 with the gorillas

  MISS MINX said:

haha who sent u those

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a guy obviously but he is about 36 and long hair, huge ahem and a friend from chat lmao

1. they dont have any gorillas

 

2. its a safari park not a zoo so there's no cages!