> > Philosophical quotes from the modern world:

> >

> > 1) A man with his hand in a bush is not always a gardner;

> >

> > 2) A man with a tool in a womans mouth isn't always a dentist;

> >

> > 3) A man who squirts cream in a tart isn't always a baker;

> >

> > 4) A man who farts in church sits in his own pew;

> >

> > 5) A woman who flies upside down has crack up;

> >

> > 6) Elevators smell different to dwarves;

> >

> > 7) A man with hole in his pocket feels cocky;

> >

> > 8) A nail on the board is not as good as a screw on the deck;

> >

> > 9) Any secretary isn't permanent until screwed on the desk;

> >

> > 10) He who fishes in another man's well often catches crabs;

> >

> > 11) Work to become, not to acquire;

> >

> > 12) A girl's best asset is her "lie"ability;

> >

> > 13) Virginity is like a balloon- one prick and it's all gone!;

> >

> > 14) A girl who does a backspring on a bedspring can have offspring next

> > spring!;

> >

> > 15) Any man that goes to bed with a sex problem can have a solution in the

> > morning

6) Elevators smell different to dwarves;

 

thats going in my sig quote of 2005 so far - dwarves are ace

u are 1

not quite lol im perfet blow job height

so ive heard

ill show u one day

how m uch is that gonna cost me??

half a lager n a packet of cheese n onion

i can manage the cheese thats as far as it goes as for the rest, well its getting abit kinky

mmmmm cheese

haha!

u want sum 2 domo?

cheap tart

u know me so well

ur like an open book