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A man gets a call from the casualty department one night...

 

The dotor says"I'm sorry to inform you your wife has been involved in a horrific car accident,i have some good news and some bad news."

"You best give me the bad news first "

"Ok...We've had to amputate her arms and legs,shes going to eat thru a tube for the rest of her life and she has severe brain damage"Says the doctor

"Jesus christ..whats the good news"The man cries...

"i was only kidding"the docter replies"Shes dead"

 

Minx
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thats bad

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bit sick but still funny

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bit like minx! smile.gif

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WRONG SO WRONG

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thats kinda harsh on the poor guy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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sick! have a word lmao

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it could be worse he couldve been the father of a ginger baby

Minx
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What did the deaf and dumb child get for christmas?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Aids

 

 

*I'll get my coat now*

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sick fcuk ;oP

Minx
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hey less of the ginger child my brandon was born with red hair but after bein abroad he has strawberry blonde hair now

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im sorry but id have to return it and get a refund if i had a ginger baby

Minx
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nah ud love them all the same and he is olive skinned and dark eyes very romany from me great grandma's side lol

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no seriously itd have to go back itd clash with everything and i cldnt cope with my chile getting bullied or feeling all insecure n shit my kid wld have to be the rule the school kinda kid my kid willkick ass trust me i accept no inferiors

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