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David Beckham runs in early from training one afternoon and dashes

>>to

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>> >the bedroom to find Posh spread out on the bed naked, puffing and

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>> >panting.

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>> >

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>> >Becks asks her suspiciously "What are you doing?"

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>> >

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>> >Posh stutters a reply "I'm - er, er.... I 'm having a heart

>>attack"

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>> >

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>> >"Oh no" he cries in despair. "I'll call an a mbulance". He runs

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>> >downstairs, picks up the phone and begins d ialling 999. However,

>>he is

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>> >stopped in his tracks by a tearful Brooklyn.

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>> >

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>> >"What's the matter, son?" asks Becks.

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>> >

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>> >"Uncle Giggsy is in the wardrobe with no clothes on, daddy"

>>sniffles

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>> >Brooklyn.

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>> >

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>> >Infuriated by this, Beckham runs upstairs and kicks down the

>>wardrobe

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>> >door. Sure enough, the carpet-chested Welshman is stood there,

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>> >starkers.

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>> >

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>> >"You w@nker Giggsy" screams Becks. "My wife is right over there

>>having

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>> >a heart attack, and you're running around naked scaring the sh!t

>>out of Brooklyn.

 

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THATS QUITE A GOOD ONE 4 YOU HONEY

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THATS QUITE A GOOD ONE 4 YOU HONEY

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wat u mean 4 me????

 

i keep u all laughimng woman

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