Quite often we ask ourselves hard to answer questions, like,

“What is a bastard?”

 

 

And we wax philosophic with metaphysical postulations, incomplete aphorisms, and inconsistent sophisms that make one more and more sure that the only true thing is that a picture is worth a thousand words.

 

 

In this photo, the guy on the right is a member of a bomb squad in the middle of a deactivation.

 

 

 

 

The guy behind him, well, he's a bastard.#

 

 

 

hahah shit ya pants

hahahaha poor bastard

oh my god thats funny as fook

well technically a bastard would be a child who was born without a live father is it? or is it both parents, where u see i would class that as a n orphan... so yeh, a child born without a live father is what a bastard is... also as well as a sod being a square cut of turf lol that man in the picture is also a sod hehe

 

 

that is a class picture though!!!

My god Domo you dont half waffle

 

P.S. Callum had that pic as his sig ageeeeeeeeeeeees ago.

lol a bastard meaning

 

Definition:

1. [noun] insulting terms of address for people who are stupid or irritating or ridiculous

Synonyms: asshole, cocksucker, dickhead, shit, mother fucker, motherfucker, prick, whoreson, son of a bitch, SOB

 

 

2. [noun] the illegitimate offspring of unmarried parents

Synonyms: by-blow, love child, illegitimate child, illegitimate, whoreson

 

 

3. [noun] derogatory term for a variation that is not genuine; something irregular or inferior or of dubious origin; "the architecture was a kind of bastard suggesting Gothic but not true Gothic"

Synonyms: mongrel

 

 

4. [adjective] born out of wedlock; "the dominions of both rulers passed away to their spurious or doubtful offspring"- E.A.Freeman

Synonyms: ly, misbegot, misbegotten, spurious

 

 

5. [adjective] fraudulent; having a misleading appearance

Synonyms: bogus, fake, phony, phoney

 

 

 

so i was a wee bitty off then lol

kid born out of wedlock