BUT WHEN THINGS DIE THEIR WILLIES DONT STAY HARD SILLY OR IN SOME CASES YOUD HAVE WIERD SHAPED COFFINS

 

HAVE TO TAXIDERMI IT

 

ACTUALLY THATD BE COOL I WANNA BE STUFFED WHEN IM DEAD N KEPT ON SOMEONES MANTLEPIECE

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Unless they died with a hard on & rigour mortis sets in

red rums dead why would anyone wannabe a dead horse

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beats flogging 1 eh

Lisa no they still flop, i worked in a funeral directors for a bit so seen em

 

 

Lisa no they still flop,  i worked in a funeral directors for a bit so seen em

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bugger no good then, lollie pop stick & elastic band

is it true that when they get the angels horn they cut it off & shove it up their arse & say 'how do you like it ?'

 

ahhh thats what all the chuppa chups were for in the morgue then

 

Neon no they crack it - they do however stuff your arse with cotton wool when ur dead to stop u leaking - put fcking loads in aswell and stuff it down ur throat urgh!!

Shaney ur gonna hate dying u dnt even like cotton wool at the best of times

i know lol

cotton wool is the worst thing in the world....im with shaney on that one. Cant even touch it lol

Lisa no they still flop,  i worked in a funeral directors for a bit so seen em

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bugger no good then, lollie pop stick & elastic band

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LMAO!!! yuck!

i fucking hate the stuff, i gotta stop thinking about it now

you wierdos - cotton buds to clean ur ears with mmmmm luv it