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how do u make Love? im desperate

ChrisT
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yeah i love to cum im just picky where i do it tongue.gif

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Iv Come Here Today To Chew Bubblegum And
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    QUOTE (Maria @ Feb 25 2004, 00:18)
    QUOTE (ChrisT @ Feb 24 2004, 22:54)
    God im bored blink.gif

    You don't.

     

    You just fuck.

     

    Then you cum.

     

    Then you roll over, wipe your cock on her, then go to sleep !

     

    Hope that helps woot.gif

    i like ur style

    I was going to post a gag about flagellation, necrophilia and bestiality but it's just flogging a dead horse.

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    Shame no one else likes ur eh ben.

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    QUOTE (benrostwood @ Feb 25 2004, 00:18)
    QUOTE (Maria @ Feb 25 2004, 00:18)
    QUOTE (ChrisT @ Feb 24 2004, 22:54)
    God im bored blink.gif

    You don't.

     

    You just fuck.

     

    Then you cum.

     

    Then you roll over, wipe your cock on her, then go to sleep !

     

    Hope that helps woot.gif

    i like ur style

    Im great at giving tips I am grin.gif

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    QUOTE (Maria @ Feb 25 2004, 00:18)
    QUOTE (ChrisT @ Feb 24 2004, 22:54)
    God im bored blink.gif

    You don't.

     

    You just fuck.

     

    Then you cum.

     

    Then you roll over, wipe your cock on her, then go to sleep !

     

    Hope that helps woot.gif

    jerry.gif

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    HOW DO YOU MAKE LOVE?

     

    Well first I get...

     

    2 empty washing up liquid bottles,

    A sheet of sticky backed plastic (any colour),

    A roll of double sided sticky tape,

    An empty corn flakes box,

    A bobbin from some cotton,

    A few pipe cleaners (a variety of different colours),

    A wire coat hanger,

    A card board tube from an old toilet roll...and...

    A bottle of whiskey and a young nubile girly type person

     

    THEN..I bung all the "Blue Peter" stuff together to make some kind of kids toy trying to look intelligent whilst pouring the whiskey for the girly, then when shes good and drunk, bonk her over the head with the washing up liquid bottles and roger her senseless.

     

    JOB DONE. woot.gif

     

    Pretty easy really. thumbsup.gifdevil.gif

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