>>> While I was driving down the M8 the other day, (going a little

>>>> > > > faster than I should have been) I passed under a bridge only to >

>>>> > > > >

>>>> > see a copper on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait. > > >

>>>> > >

>>>> > > The copper pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that > >

>>>> > > >

>>>>classic patronising smirk, asked "Runway too short?" To which I > > >

>>>>replied, "I'm late for work." To which he asked, "What do you > > >

>>>>do?"

>>>> >

>>>> > > > "I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded. The copper was surprised >

>>>> > > > >

>>>> > and confused. "A what? A rectum stretcher?? > > > > > > "And just

>>>> > what

>>>>does a rectum stretcher do?" > > > "Well," I said, "I start by inserting

>>>>one finger, then I work my

>>>

>>>> > > > way > > > > up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with

>>>> > > > my

>>>>whole > > > hand in, I work side to side until I can get both hands in,

>>>>and

>>>> > > > then I slowly but surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 > >

>>>> > > > >

>>>>feet." > > > > > > Then the copper asked questioningly and cautiously,

>>>>"And

>>>>just > > > what do you do with a six-foot a*sehole?" To which I politely

>>>> >

>>>> > > replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a > > >

>>>>bridge..." > > > > > > Speeding ticket: £105.00 > > > Court costs:

>>>>£45.00

>>>> >

>>>> > > Look on copper's face ... Priceless....

coppers suck

dont they just lol

most do but not all off them

I've not read it yet ... but can't you take all the >>>>'s out

shanes just a lazy cunt!

ive never been pulled by a copper

but i bet one has stopped you for speeding!

not yet im due it it worries me as nearly 3 yrs with no tickets fines even warnings makes me para that im due one

i think you should be pulled for no reason whatsoever, lol

pull my leg if ya like

if u really really want it

ive never been pulled by a copper

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have you ever pulled a copper?