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Some sick fcuk has put a claim in for a laptop his reason being he had sickness and diorreah and has both vomited and shit on the thing

 

How?

 

I just dont get it

 

Minx
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Fraud.

My teenage daughter has been kidnapped, and the people I work with may be involved in both.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer and this is the longest day of my life...

yer defo fraud

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well some poor engineers got to inspect it

 

urgh

Minx
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Some sick fcuk has put a claim in for a laptop his reason being he had sickness and diorreah and has both vomited and shit on the thing

 

How?

 

I just dont get it

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lmao deliberate fraud

tel him to go buy a pack of toilet roll and some febreeze that ought to sort him out

Will your company pay out?

Do you deal with household insurance?

 

I have a question ifyou do wicked.gif

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how could anyone do a poo on a laptop no matter how runny it is it doesnt fly?

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HAhah Minx id go with everyone here & generally agree but after having really bad salmonella a few years back I wouldn't be suprised if he poss did vomit & shite all over it w00t.gif

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Dawn yes darling what u wanna know

 

 

Danny god knows, i dont think we're paying out but luckily not a claim on my account so luckily i dont have to decide

Minx
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it could have been on the floor when he had to make a run for the loo *ewww*

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well all he said was when asked how it got on the laptop was it was in the way

 

urgh !!

 

i suppose the vomit is poss but not shitting on it

Minx
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Well I wont go into graphic details but when I had food poisoning my downstairs was cover in poop, as quick as I was trying to mop it up it was coming out again blushing.gif

 

I threw out rugs, bedding alsorts baz.gif

Techno, Techno, Techno

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oog sounds awful luv i havent had it really bad since i was a small wee kiddy but that was bad enough

 

 

Minx
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I lost about 3 stone hon, was really poorly. Mind you ive put the 3 stone plus more back on baz.gifblushing.gifblushing.gif

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