1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's

in nappies.

 

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You

shut the door.

 

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be

able to put them all up there.

 

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little

to be out alone.

 

5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they

never mature anyway.

 

6. Men are all the same - they just have different

faces, so that you can tell them apart.

 

7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed

the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

 

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are

the do-it-yourself types.

 

9. Best way to get a man to do something is to

suggest he is too old for it.

 

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

 

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental

hospital.

 

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert

for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask

for directions.

 

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested

in, tell him cheque books.

 

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you

tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

 

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

 

 

 

NUMBER 11's A DEFINATE PLAN

deal with it.

all men are bumgheads!!

good stuff im still a laddie then innit?