A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agreed.

Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the bedroom. The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back and there was his wife in bed with another man. The husband put a gun to the naked man's head.

 

The wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous! I lied when I told you I inherited money. He paid for the Corvette I bought for you. He paid for our new cabin cruiser. He paid for our house at the lake. He paid for our country club membership, and he even pays the monthly dues!"

 

Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband slowly lowered the gun. He looked over at the cab driver and said, "What would you do?"

 

The cabby said, "I'd cover him up with that blanket before he catches a cold."

 

 

funny story

not sure if i get it as a joke though...

typical dom

so explain it in further detail

im not biting dom, go 2 bed

Bite you miserable fecker

 

 

 

 

 

play shaney play

haha

i was tired last night, so i let him go this time, next time he says summat stoopid im gonna stick my dick in his ear, hold his head firmly and shag some serious fucking sense into the geordie little boy

what a bastard sheesh

so i dont get the punch line or completely missed it or something

remember!!!! boy raised under cotton wool and a nieve mother here!!!!

honestly lol, even i know more sleaze than she does, and u know me

but i dont get the joke so i just asked what its suggesting?

why the essay?

yeah but my mums really innocent and look at me - u cant blame the parents Dom

im not blamin my parent.

oh forget it.

Aww poor Domo

Fucking class !

Aww poor Domo 

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thankies dawn

i think from now on im just gonna kinda miss out on this topic thread cos im just diggin holes in here.

 

 

im quite happy sittin here holdin ma cat