Daddy, how was I born?

DAD SAYS:

Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN.

Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said:

You've Got Male !!!

Oh dear.

sad but funny

thats well class! haha!!

awwwwww that immensely cute

ME?

Nah your just rugged and manly n grrrrrrr lol

 

Shane you should be banned.

 

Thats bad, even for you.

To be fair though it was better than mine yesterday lol

 

whilst we're on a joke thread can anyone remember the end of this

 

There was an old man from nantucket

his cock was so long he could suck it

 

. . .

 

had to do a limerick thing to win a prize at work today n cld only remember that bit n now its bugging me

 

 

 

dont know that 1 but i have a couple myself....................

 

THERE WAS A MAN FROM LEEDS

WHO SWALLOWED A PACKET OF SEEDS

VIRGINIA STOCK, GREW ROUND HIS COCK

AND HIS BUM WAS FULL OF WEEDS

 

 

:0

 

 

or

 

 

THE WAS A WOMAN CALLED MRS PEELING

WHO HAD A TERRIBLE FEELING

SHE LAY ON HER BACK, OPENED HER CRACK

AND PISSED ALL OVER THE CEILING

 

or

 

THERE WAS A MAN CALL SPROKET

WHO WENT UP TO SPACE IN A ROCKET

THE ROCKET WENT BANG, HIS BALLS WENT CLANG

AND HE FOUND HIS DICK IN HIS POCKET

 

 

 

 

thats all folks

  Shaney_R said:

thats all folks

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Thank fuck

haha theyre good cld of done with one of them today